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#1
the afterlife is real

god is there

he tells you that you can view things that happened in your life (directly or indirectly) from a camera-like point of view

what would be the first thing you would look at?

I would probably look at the moments of my childhood growing up, because that's almost movie worthy I'm sure

or maybe I would ask god to view the moment in my life where I was the biggest **** possible
#4
i'd ask to see the moments of my life where my happiness was at it's peak.

then when those moments plummeted.
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#5
all the lol inducing thread i read on UG
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#7
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A compilation of every single one of my cum shots.

for me this would be such a long video

i wonder when the first time i jerked off was

that would be a good one to see too
#10
Probably how I died. I mean damn, what just happened? Can I at least know what got me? Car? Crazy person? Ants that confused my skin for honey?
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#11
I would ask for the most significant part in my life that had the greatest effect on me, and had the greatest influence on why I became the man I was to become.

Like if I would have chosen x instead of y during that specific moment, would it have changed my life and future dramatically?
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#12
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Probably how I died. I mean damn, what just happened? Can I at least know what got me? Car? Crazy person? Ants that confused my skin for honey?

It would be interesting to watch your funeral and see who showed up, what people really think about you, etc.

If I died today, my funeral would be a mess. I don't have any friends and no one knows anything about me. It would just be my mom saying, "he so loved...eating."
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#13
Sex from that terrible angle that's just all balls and asscrack.
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The Wall, Metallica, Death from Above 1979, Modest Mouse, Jack White, White Stripes, Dead Weather, Raconteurs and Screaming Females concerts. Also, my high school graduation. I'd lost 115 pounds since anyone from school had seen me and told the MC who introduced me to the stage that I was an Old Navy model and he bought it Introduced me as an Old Navy model to the whole grad ceremony Oh If I could have seen my Dad laughing his ass off and my Mom hiding her face. Also, all the boobs I'd seen in my life in a compilation.
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#16
Probably when I banged this black chick in my old truck, I'd tell God to leave the room first.
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#17
i'd listen to every thought anyone had ever thought about me. then I would mark down to bless and who to curse after i overthrow god
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#18
Me running from a moose at an overhead angle with yakety sax playing the whole time. It's funny because the moose stops like 15 minutes before I do.
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#21
Oh and concerts too I guess.

So concerts, and then can we switch to an overhead angle and add yakety sax music for the chase scene or is that too much.
#22
compilation of my greatest hockey moments set to 'let the bodies hit the floor'

god would like my sense of humour
#23
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compilation of my greatest hockey moments set to 'let the bodies hit the floor'

god would like my sense of humour

I had a hockey game where that was the intro song lol

I'd probably not wanna see anything
#24
I just want to see who'll cry on my funeral.
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#25
I'd love to see how all the girls I banged cry at my funeral...


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#27
I'd ask to see my best fapgasm ever, study the moment and repeat it until I die for good.


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#28
My first time having sex. It was awesome by the way. I was drunk so even if I remember it, it's kinda blurry... I didn't even had an orgasm but the girl did which is actually more important to me

EDIT: All those posts about fapping, wtf???
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#30
That shit would be depressing.

I'd rather enjoy my new afterlife and ask to see the ones I love as they live and breathe.
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#32
Hm I'm not all that interested in watching myself doing stuff - maybe I would ask to go to a dance party in my 20s or at least some place where I lost myself so I'm not concerned what I look like

I think it would be more interesting to go back, still in our own perspective
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#33
So just during my life, not after I had passed? Nothing. I'd just get sad and then, well; can't really kill myself (I assume). Since it's heaven I'd as him for a giant ass blunt and ask him to direct me to the nearest bar.
#34
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So just during my life, not after I had passed? Nothing. I'd just get sad and then, well; can't really kill myself (I assume). Since it's heaven I'd as him for a giant ass blunt and ask him to direct me to the nearest bar.

no, it could be things that were about you, and stuff that you did

basically you can view anything from your life from an all-knowing perspective
#35
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no, it could be things that were about you, and stuff that you did

basically you can view anything from your life from an all-knowing perspective



Yeah I get that thought. I'd be more interested in things that happened after I died, due to my death.
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So just during my life, not after I had passed? Nothing. I'd just get sad and then, well; can't really kill myself (I assume). Since it's heaven I'd as him for a giant ass blunt and ask him to direct me to the nearest bar.


Works for me.


And to appease yoman297, the first time I got laid.
No wait, that was kind of an awkward moment (Only because her ****ing brother was hiding in the closest).
#37
everything up until like age 12. tbh i don't really remember much of anything before that.

edit: maybe specifically back to when i was six or seven, i want to figure out who that fucking creep was who tried to put his hand through the van window and unlock my door.
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#38
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#39
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Yeah I get that thought. I'd be more interested in things that happened after I died, due to my death.

oh yeah that works too
#40
Hopefully a time that is yet to come... but no really, you guys should think twice about watching a self-fapping montage with Mr. God, he may poke fun
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