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#2
I assume noone has replied yet because they are all busy fapping.
I am totally behind this competition.

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#4
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#7
MFW.


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#8
Holy crap that is both hilarious and disturbing

The winner becomes famous just for having an OK bum
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#11
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Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#12
Who would want the title "Miss Bum Bum"?

None of those bums looked even that special.
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#15
Yay I get to be that guy (watch yourself slinger).


Too much cellulite for me. Ass needs to lose a good five pounds.
#16
Sigh... really? Does it have to be me? I have to, you say? Okay...


2/10, would not bang.
#17
goooooooodddddddddd

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FUCK

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#18
It objectifies women and as such should be banned
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#19
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It objectifies women and as such should be banned

+1
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#20
It objectifies women and as such I love it

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#22
Quote by captainsnazz
I'd say it's a well deserved win.


Looks about as real as Michael Bay's CGI.
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#23
Quote by I.O.T.M
It objectifies women and as such should be banned

Why? No one forces the girls to take part in the competition.
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#24
Quote by -Mantra-
Why? Noone forces the girls to take part in the competition.

Fucking Peter Noone. How can he get away with that?
#25
Quote by Jackintehbox
Fucking Peter Noone. How can he get away with that?




He's a real bastard that Noone.
#26
Quote by -Mantra-
Why? No one forces the girls to take part in the competition.

It's part of rape culture and I think it's disgusting that you could defend it.
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#27
Quote by captainsnazz
I'd say it's a well deserved win.

She looks like a penis.

Like, her body is shaped like a penis.
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#28
Some dude I share the morning commute with was reading about this in the Metro (paper on buses you get) and apparently it's fixed this year.

Asked for my thoughts - told him I thought it was cheeky.

I grinned like a maniac and repeated the pun over and over in his face.

I have nothing else to contribute to this thread, really.
#29
She is really appealing.


Brazilian women seem to focus on their bodies more than American women. Also I went to a fitness show the other night and all the asses were so sad.
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#30
Reminds me of the gym in my university. Not a single flat ass in that entire building. Squatting is assmagic.
#31
Quote by Spoony_Bard
She looks like a penis.

Like, her body is shaped like a penis.

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#32
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Reminds me of the gym in my university. Not a single flat ass in that entire building. Squatting is assmagic.



I love it
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#34
The problem for me is that booty injecting is a big thing in Brazil and I'm certain a lot of them on there will be "enhanced" butts. Just isn't as appealing as a natural, big, round, shapely booty.
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#35
^ I would totally enter a 'natural butt' contest if they gave me at least a few weeks to work out and prepare


edit: Maybe only in the US though
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#36
Quote by vintage x metal
^ I would totally enter a 'natural butt' contest if they gave me at least a few weeks to work out and prepare


edit: Maybe only in the US though



Yeah but couldn't even working out to do whatever you want to do to your butt also count as "unnatural"?
#37
Quote by vintage x metal
^ I would totally enter a 'natural butt' contest if they gave me at least a few weeks to work out and prepare

Well you definitely have a shot haha.

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Yeah but couldn't even working out to do whatever you want to do to your butt also count as "unnatural"?

Workouts can lift and shape your ass, make it firmer, etc. But that' the extent of it. You can't manipulate it as much as a butt injection.
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#38
^ Thanks

Quote by Wormholes
Yeah but couldn't even working out to do whatever you want to do to your butt also count as "unnatural"?

I wouldn't think so, no, since you'd have to assume working out is unnatural or somehow only butt-related. Anyway I would mostly want to focus on my waist to maximize the proportions and minimize any feeling self-conscious.
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#39
Quote by vintage x metal
^ Thanks


I wouldn't think so, no, since you'd have to assume working out is unnatural or somehow only butt-related. Anyway I would mostly want to focus on my waist to maximize the proportions and minimize any feeling self-conscious.

To me, there are a few different specifications that factor into what makes a quality butt.

First, there is the depth or "pop". This is observed from the profile view and it is the difference between how flat or how "popped" the butt is.

Then there is the roundness. Measured of course from the rear view, you can see how round or narrow the butt is.

Then there is the butt to thigh ratio. I'm a fan of meaty thighs, but they can't dwarf the butt, and vice versa; you don't want two basketballs on pair of chopsticks.

Next is the waist to hip/butt ratio. Naturally, you'll want a smaller waist and bigger butt/hips, but you also don't want your hips or hip bones to be larger and more pronounced than the butt itself.

The last one is visual texture, or basically, the complexion of the butt. Less cellulite, the better. Less hair, the better. Less pimples or whatever it may be, the better.


And there is an optional category because it's one of the most subjective factors, but it's the jiggle of the butt. Some guys like it firm, some like jiggle. Personally, I learn towards the jiggle side, but only slightly. I just think that firm asses are better on men.

Yes, I've thought about this way too much, but I love asses lol.
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