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#1
if any of you have ever played those stupid icebreaker games that they make you play at company picnics or call center orientations then you already have a heads up about the game.

for those who havent had the extreme pleasure of working in a cubicle where you have re-fried, reused, and most of all, cliche training exercises ever; heres the rundown:

RULES

post 2 facts and 1 lie about yourself. The next User tries to guess the lie from the truth and also posts 2 facts and 1 lie about himself, the next User follows suit etc. etc.

got it? good.

1. i skateboard
2. i make awesome a killer sandwich
3.my real name is edward
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#5
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
#3 is a lie

#1 is the lie
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#8
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
joke's on you, muh fuggas, i didnt post a lie

sorry i was replying to the LT.s answer.


i messed this up already....
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#9
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
joke's on you, muh fuggas, i didnt post a lie

Great minds think alike
#10
*clap *clap *clap, well done you've all ruined this thread already
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#11
Quote by progdude93
1. I'm from New Haven, CT.
2. Raspberries are delicious.
3. So are blackberries.

1. is a lie, since 2 and 3 are clearly fact


Im allergic to nuts
I am 6'7
I beat up one of Bob Sagets daughters
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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Your sig killed my boner _


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#12
Quote by johntomg93
Great minds think alike

to offer a different opinion;

Great Minds Think For Themselves. Great Minds Think Outside Boundaries Of Their Peers, And Exceed them. Not Only Their Peers, But Their Own Boundaries As Well.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#13
I only have one testicle
I had lyme's disease
One of arms is 1 3/4" longer than the other.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#14
DempseyPunk: we can safely conclude that #3 is the lie

1. I'm currently writing a 15 page paper that was due 2 days ago
2. I'm listening to Good Kid M.A.A.D City
3. I'm typing this on the toilet, firing off the remains of one hell of a burrito.

EDIT: ^ #2 is the lie.
#16
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
DempseyPunk: we can safely conclude that #3 is the lie

1. I'm currently writing a 15 page paper that was due 2 days ago
2. I'm listening to Good Kid M.A.A.D City
3. I'm typing this on the toilet, firing off the remains of one hell of a burrito.

EDIT: ^ #2 is the lie.

You're writing a paper and sitting on the toilet at the same time?

#3 is the lie

#1: I don't like frosting
#2: I have a boxing glove signed by muhammad ali
#3: I thought I was a doge when I was a kid, And pretended to be so at every given opportunity
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#17
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
DempseyPunk: we can safely conclude that #3 is the lie

1. I'm currently writing a 15 page paper that was due 2 days ago
2. I'm listening to Good Kid M.A.A.D City
3. I'm typing this on the toilet, firing off the remains of one hell of a burrito.

EDIT: ^ #2 is the lie.

1 was the lie

I actually beat up bob sagets daughter, and was quickly denied an autograph
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Quote by dudetheman
Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _


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#18
@Obscene
#1 is true
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#19
Quote by DempseyPunk
1 was the lie

I actually beat up bob sagets daughter, and was quickly denied an autograph


What?

story time, I've gotta hear this
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#20
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
What?

story time, I've gotta hear this

seconded
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#21
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
What?

story time, I've gotta hear this



seriously. this thread is suspended until we hear this story (and honestly, some documentation would be pretty cool too)
#22
Quote by Obsceneairwaves


#1: I don't like frosting
#2: I have a boxing glove signed by muhammad ali
#3: I thought I was a doge when I was a kid, And pretended to be so at every given opportunity


#1 is a lie because #2 sounds the least likely so it's probably true and I want #3 to be true.

#1: I've never seen myself totally naked before
#2: I own the panties of every girl I ever slept with
#3: I find it hard to think of a third thing
#24
Quote by binadra1234
#1 I play guitar every day
#2 I don't like drinking beer
#3 I like danicng in the moonlight


#3 is untrue

1 i drink Cherry Coke everyday
2 i love to read
3 i pissed y bed until i was 18yrs old
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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Last edited by Harvey Swick at Nov 16, 2013,
#25
#1 is a lie because its IMPOSSIBLE to find cherry coke these days.


#1 I have a mancrush on Ryan Gosling that borders on homosexual obsession
#2 I have 2 brothers
#3 I recently had a pregnancy scare and spent about a week trying to figure out a way to tell my mom that she was going to be a grandmother
#26
^2 is the lie

1. I have been slacking on my dissertation for my BA (Hons) degree.
2. I have been to Andy Sneap's house for Christmas quite a few years ago.
3. I think Thor is the worst Marvel film.
#27
#3 is a lie

1.I'm 20 AND I'm in army
2.I dont have any brothers
3.I haven't sleeped in 2 days
#30
Oh shit story time

So back when i was younger, from like 10-13 I did martial arts. There were also countrywide tournaments for the studio I went. Well there was a tournament in Las Vegas and I was competing in sparring as I usually did. It was brown/black belts age 13-something and it came down to me, her, and two other individuals going into the final rounds. After the other two had their match, it was me and her, and the whole time shes was being a little rule breaker and not pulling hits, hitting guys below the belt, etc. So when we were fighting, she continued to aim directly for my nuts, getiing me more and mroe flustered until she finally connected(thank god for cups because she didnt hold back on crotch shots), and I lost it, tackled her, and started well, pretty much beating her. She had blood all over her face from her nose and at that point, Bob came out, pulled me off her, swearing a **** ton, then consoling her in a very danny tanneresque manner. She went straight to the medical area and I won by default, to many cheers surprisingly.

Later on when getting my trophy(i got first), I saw Bob again cuz her dad was getting her trophy for her because she was still in the medical tent. I asked for his autograph and he said "really? ****ing really?" and walked off

My sister snagged an autograph for me though, so yeah, bad storytelling over
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>>-(. Y .)-<<
>>> . (<<<
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Quote by dudetheman
Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _


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Last edited by DempseyPunk at Nov 16, 2013,
#31
Quote by DempseyPunk
Oh shit story time

So back when i was younger, from like 10-13 I did martial arts. There were also countrywide tournaments for the studio I went. Well there was a tournament in Las Vegas and I was competing in sparring as I usually did. It was brown/black belts age 13-something and it came down to me, her, and two other individuals going into the final rounds. After the other two had their match, it was me and her, and the whole time shes was being a little rule breaker and not pulling hits, hitting guys below the belt, etc. So when we were fighting, she continued to aim directly for my nuts, getiing me more and mroe flustered until she finally connected(thank god for cups because she didnt hold back on crotch shots), and I lost it, tackled her, and started well, pretty much beating her. She had blood all over her face from her nose and at that point, Bob came out, pulled me off her, swearing a **** ton, then consoling her in a very danny tanneresque manner. She went straight to the medical area and I won by default, to many cheers surprisingly.

Later on when getting my trophy(i got first), I saw Bob again cuz his dad was getting her trophy for her because she was still in the medical tent. I asked for his autograph and he said "really? ****ing really?" and walked off

My sister snagged an autograph for me though, so yeah, bad storytelling over


That's just fantastic

I really hope one day you meet him again and get to ask him if he remembers when you met the first time


Quote by azrael667
#1 is a lie because #2 sounds the least likely so it's probably true and I want #3 to be true


#2 was the lie
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#32
Quote by xbitmetal
#3 is a lie

1.I'm 20 AND I'm in army
2.I dont have any brothers
3.I haven't sleeped in 2 days

I'm guessing number 3 is the lie... not sure why, though.

1. I travel 100km to school every day.
2. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs.
3. I play all my guitars every day.
#33
#2 is a lie

1. I have had surgery on my testicles.
2. I have no musical talent whatsoever.
3. I enjoy musical theatre.
#34
#2 is a lie,

1) I have a huge nose.
2) I have a crack on my phone.
3) I have never taken drugs.
JUST ANOTHER ANNOYING BIG STATUS
#35
Quote by snipelfritz
I only have one testicle
I had lyme's disease
One of arms is 1 3/4" longer than the other.

Sucks for you, no matter which one your lying about
How do you make a signature? Is this a signature? Sig?.... Nature?..... Sigmund Freud?...... Nature Valley?.... Sigmund Fraud?..... Frankie Valli?.... ah, $!*@ it...
#37
I remember playing this here last year. That was 1 fact and 1 lie though.

1) I type at a maximum of 140 WPM
2) I'm a classically trained pianist of 10 years, and I just passed my ABRSM Grade 8 this year March
3) I can remember things quickly, but I forget them quickly as well unless I make an effort to make sure I don't by recalling them occasionally

Edit: 2 is a lie. Nobody tried to guess. I hate you guys
Last edited by triface at Nov 23, 2013,
#38
Quote by Kasperow
I'm guessing number 3 is the lie... not sure why, though.

1. I travel 100km to school every day.
2. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs.
3. I play all my guitars every day.


number 3 was a lie.
number 3 is a lie?.
#39
Quote by ibrahimasood
#2 is a lie,

1) I have a huge nose.
2) I have a crack on my phone.
3) I have never taken drugs.
#3 is the lie

1) I'm vegetarian
2) I sometimes go by the nickname of "The Lesbo Slayer"
3) I've never smoked a cigarette in my life
Guitars & Gear:
Parker Nitefly M
Sumer Metal Driver
Ibanez RGD2120Z
AMT SS-11B
Two Notes Torpedo CAB
#40
#1 is a lie
EDIT: Ninja'd... #3 I suppose.

1. I'm an albino
2. I've got three brothers
3. I don't drink
ERROR 0x45: Signature not found
Last edited by sfaune92 at Nov 16, 2013,
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