#1
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-11-14/sports/chi-sam-hurd-sentence-20131113_1_sam-hurd-toby-lujan-prison-sentence

In a nutshell, I got Sam Hurd's signature on a football specifically addressed to me a while back and now learn he's a convicted drug trafficker.

How much is that ball worth now?
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#3
About as much as an Aaron Hernandez jersey.
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#6
It's worth about half of its value before being desecrated.
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#7
Judging by your UG signature you're likely a chemist or studying to be one. Good on ya.


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silen ženimo hrup,
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da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#8
That is good. Maybe you can sell it on Craigslist. You can also put it in a glass case next to other memorabilia of some kind.
#10
Nothing. Nobody is going to want the signature of a player that wasn't very good, and is now a convicted criminal. You'd be better off taking it outside and playing football with your friends.
#11
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Judging by your UG signature you're likely a chemist or studying to be one. Good on ya.
Physics and Renewable Energy double major, but I might be able to squeeze a Chemistry minor in there

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That is good. Maybe you can sell it on Craigslist. You can also put it in a glass case next to other memorabilia of some kind.
I should start a collection. Maybe I could get my own TV show one day.

Man, nobody here gets that I was just joking? I even put the at the end; thought that was a sure-fire way to differentiate between being serious or sarcastic :/ Oh, The Pit...
Heisenberg might have been here

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

I don't clean my room because I'm saving entropy the effort


Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route
#12
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Physics and Renewable Energy double major, but I might be able to squeeze a Chemistry minor in there

That sounds really fun and could probably lead to a lot of useful, practical research in the future.

You should probably do the TV show instead though, haha. We need to see more wacky collections of stuff. Do the TV show, do the TV show, this is not a brainwashing, do the TV show.
#13
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Man, nobody here gets that I was just joking? I even put the at the end; thought that was a sure-fire way to differentiate between being serious or sarcastic :/ Oh, The Pit...



The pit doesn't understand sarcasm bro...
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#14
Oh yeah? Well I have Antonio Brown's signature that I got at the beginning of October.

Anyways, the football probably isn't going to be worth a lot.
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#16
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Physics and Renewable Energy double major, but I might be able to squeeze a Chemistry minor in there

Or that. Either way


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#17
as much as someone is willing to pay for it. I'll give you a dollar for it.
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#18
i want a free hernandez hat
#19
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How much is that ball worth now?

Depends how much cocaine is in it.
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