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#1
...you might want to jump in on this.



A university student, who calls herself "slutvian" has been awarded £500 for keeping a "shag list" of her "victims" and sleeping with up to three men a week.

Latvian-born Elina Desaine, a student at Exeter University, has been crowned the UK's "horniest student" by a dating website. The 20-year-old, who urges "everyone should act like me", says with the help of the alcohol prize she can now become "even hornier" and achieve her "ultimate goal" of sleeping with her university lecturer.

Desaine who has nicknamed herself "Slutvian", is studying IT Business Management at the Russell Group institution and says she has sex with at least two or three different people a week.

"Sometimes I go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim," she said in her competition entry. "Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my ‘shag list’ and do it in the computer room (I’ve done this before, was great!) With your help of alcohol, I will be able to become an even Hornier Student!"


Sources: Huffington Post, Every Joe
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#5
Would do her if not for potential STDs. I mean she is kind of cute.
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#6
Quote by severed-metal
This looks dangerous.

Don't be so hard on her.

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dat chlamydia

I wouldn't worry about that, you don't even have to pay for condoms (assuming she hasn't gone through the year's worth supply she won yet...).
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#9
Quote by Linkerman
Don't be so hard on her.


I wouldn't worry about that, you don't even have to pay for condoms (assuming she hasn't gone through the year's worth supply she won yet...).


How many do you get for a years supply? One a day or week?
#10
Now every job interviewer is gunna bring up this story when they google her.
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#13
Why is she calling guys she ****s victims? I'm pretty sure they don't feel victimized what-so-ever.


And three guys a week? I'm also sure there are hundreds of more people that **** a lot more than three different people a week.
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#15
She looks scarily similar to one of my exs...

edit: only in the picture in the OP, not in any of the others really.
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#16
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Wouldn't be bad if her employer is a pimp.

Pimps don't use Google, they use a special intranet system available only among pimps.
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#17
Sounds like prostitution.
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#20
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Didn't know STD collecting counted as a hobby now, too.

Duh, STDs are like Pokemon. You gotta catch 'em all!
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#21
oh no so edgy wow

I bet a shit ton of old people are raging at this.

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#22
I bet a raging ton of old shit are people at this
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#28
The only thing she did wrong was give her real name.
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#31
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Why would someone keep a list of people he/she has sleps with?

I do. But it's not just a list, I write a review for each person
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#32
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I do. But it's not just a list, I write a review for each person

Do you leave reviews on Google maps for them too?
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#34
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I do. But it's not just a list, I write a review for each person


do you share it with them so they can put it on their resume?
#35
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I do. But it's not just a list, I write a review for each person

This is kind of great.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#37
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0/5 tried to lick my arse and didn't get me a mcchicken


You use the McChicken as a lure to?
#38
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Duh, STDs are like Pokemon. You gotta catch 'em all!


Can they learn growl or splash?
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#39
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Do you leave reviews on Google maps for them too?

Google maps, tripadvisor, yelp, I've got it covered

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0/5 tried to lick my arse and didn't get me a mcchicken

accurate

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do you share it with them so they can put it on their resume?

I can only think of one person who it would help and I haven't had sex with him and I don't particularly want to either so yeah...

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This is kind of great.

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