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Awwww, look how happy that kid is.

That's because he has been taught well by the parents that read this book

Some of the techniques include

Using plastic tubing to beat children, since it hurts a lot but leaves fewer marks to alert authorities

Wearing the plastic tubing around the parent's neck as a constant reminder to obey

"Swatting" babies as young as six months old with instruments such as "a 12-inch willowy branch," thinner plastic tubing or a wooden spoon

"Blanket training" babies by hitting them with an instrument if they try to crawl off a blanket on the floor

Beating older children with rulers, paddles, belts and larger tree branches

"Training" children with pain before they even disobey, in order to teach total obedience

Giving cold water baths, putting children outside in cold weather and withholding meals as discipline

Hosing off children who have potty training accidents

Inflicting punishment until a child is "without breath to complain."




http://www.examiner.com/article/another-couple-found-guilty-of-murder-for-parenting-by-to-train-up-a-child

Two parents in Washington state have been found guilty of murder after following the abusive parenting techniques advocated in the parenting book "To Train Up a Child" by Michael and Debi Pearl.


Oh and also to further piss you off

The Pearls (authors) and their ministry, No Greater Joy, make an estimated $1.7 million a year.


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#6
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please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake

I'm pretty sure if I say that ***ugh it'll become true

please be fake please be fake please be fake ;_;


EDIT: why the shit is e n o u g h censored
It's over simplified, So what!

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#7
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please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake

I'm pretty sure if I say that ***ugh it'll become true

please be fake please be fake please be fake ;_;


EDIT: why the shit is e n o u g h censored

***ugh

WAT
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#8
***ugh
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#11
Well shit...

I guess ***ugh really is ***ugh...
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#18
I see no issue.

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Awwww, look how happy that kid is.



The kid looks happy because he's holding the stick he's been getting beaten with since he was a baby. He's looking at his dad all like "it's my turn now, bitch."

The father's body was never found.
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The kid looks happy because he's holding the stick he's been getting beaten with since he was a baby. He's looking at his dad all like "it's my turn now, bitch."

The father's body was never found.

I was thinking something along them lines.

"lol cunt, let's see who crying now"

Proceeds to snap finger in half
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#27
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#28
Two parents in Washington state have been found guilty of murder after following the abusive parenting techniques advocated in the parenting book "To Train Up a Child" by Michael and Debi Pearl.
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They should probably get a refund....

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#29
Wow, great things in this world.

***ugh
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*Seriously, why is "e n o" censored? Thats really random.
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#31
This is so ****ing ridiculous. I've actually spent some time watching some sort of podcast the family did and they try to send a message that they're a happy perfect family, and the comments are all from people praising them and blessing them. ****ing disgusting, this is like the child of WBC.
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Wait, what if I want to talk about Brian ***?

I did that reference a page ago, (40ppp) but it got ignored.
#37
I got trained as a kid and I turned out fine.
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I did that reference a page ago, (40ppp) but it got ignored.


I went on the E N O thread and found like five other such references... I feel very unoriginal now
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