#1
So I realised that I haven't been making any bloody rippa jokes here for your enjoyment recently and I figured due to recent events that I'm haven vision issues yeah so here's another joke while I get some glasses yeah

So a mans having trouble seeing colours yeah and so he goes to get contacts (both for his eyes and the digits from the hunney serving yeah) and he goes to sit down to be assessed (make no mistake he's been assessing this hunney really good yeah like she's probably better value than a double whopper with cheese if you know what I mean) and she starts testing him yeah showing him various colours or whatever and

Hmu if u agrey yeah?

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Last edited by Spaztikko at Nov 22, 2013,
#4
Murdering this joke game
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#5
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anotha bloody rippa joke m9. inu it was gonna b gr10 when i started readin it yeh
#11
yea cheeky 1 lol




#12
I pretty sure I laughed.
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#15
crackin' good joke m8. don't you be sayin nuffin bout me sister though, or i'll fookin bash your noggin, mater. fookin swer on me mum.
#16
no wai m8 pls dont mak ne1 thro teh tom8oz bruv step as1de & let thr nxt chav giv it the ole whirly-roodly-woodly-doo yeh
#18
I laughed then I cried then I laughed again you are a genius of storytelling my friend.
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Why is this so funny? Literally can't stop laughing.
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