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#1
Do male homophobes get grossed out when two women make out & beyond? Do they get a boner & then get really bummed about it and pray to god for forgiveness or some shit?
#3
probably depends on if they're the gross kind or the hot kind.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#4
Nobody gets upset when 2 women make out unless they're fat or ugly. That's when angels cry and that's why we have rain. This is just my opinion though (scientific).
#5
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probably depends on if they're the gross kind or the hot kind.

But does that really matter? Like, if I was just your average Christian homophobe & I saw Elisha Cuthbert & Olivia Wilde just going at it in a parking lot or something, what would happen? Would I get a boner? Would I hate myself for it? Would I have to change my beliefs? Would I just find it gross and unacceptable? Would I find it gross and unacceptable but still get at least a semi from it? Would I think god was testing me? I don't know.
#9
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#10
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But does that really matter? Like, if I was just your average Christian homophobe & I saw Elisha Cuthbert & Olivia Wilde just going at it in a parking lot or something, what would happen? Would I get a boner? Would I hate myself for it? Would I have to change my beliefs? Would I just find it gross and unacceptable? Would I find it gross and unacceptable but still get at least a semi from it? Would I think god was testing me? I don't know.


If you're not at full mast from seeing Elisha Cuthbert and Olivia Wilde going at it, you're definitely gay.
#11
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But does that really matter? Like, if I was just your average Christian homophobe & I saw Elisha Cuthbert & Olivia Wilde just going at it in a parking lot or something, what would happen? .

I just don't know!

If only there was some way for this to be tested


You know, for science.....
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#12
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Elisha Cuthbert & Olivia Wilde just going at it in a parking lot


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#13
dude, 99% of christians are super hypocrites. I'm absolutely positive that most people who use christianity as an excuse to hate gays probably would get a major stiffy from some hot lesbian action. Muslim homophobes on the other hand would probably roadside bomb that shit immediately.
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#14
Well my friend is really conservative/homophobic and I once found "Justin timberlake ryan gosling fan fiction" in her google search history
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#15
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Well my friend is really conservative/homophobic and I once found "Justin timberlake ryan gosling fan fiction" in her google search history

That's weird. I always just assumed that it was a one way street.
#16
Moral paradox: homosexuality is immoral. therefore, 2 sexy women getting it on is immoral. therefore, gaining sexual satisfaction (arousal) from it is immoral. however, not gaining sexual satisfaction would be gay, and therefore immoral.

this is why christians have so much damn guilt
#17
I'm going to show you all right now how everyone is a little bit gayer than they think they are:


you're going to watch some porn. would you rather watch some smoking hot blonde get railed by some 6'5, ripped, muscular fireman with a throbbing, 10" veiny, raging erection

or would you rather watch that same blonde get awkwardly poked at by some fat wheezing computer science major with a 3" penis, who can't quite keep it up.


ya, that's what I thought.
#19
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If you're not at full mast from seeing Elisha Cuthbert and Olivia Wilde going at it, you're definitely gay.


I agree. I still remember the first time I saw Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis together in Black Swan.

Ah the memories...
#20
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I'm going to show you all right now how everyone is a little bit gayer than they think they are:


you're going to watch some porn. would you rather watch some smoking hot blonde get railed by some 6'5, ripped, muscular fireman with a throbbing, 10" veiny, raging erection

or would you rather watch that same blonde get awkwardly poked at by some fat wheezing computer science major with a 3" penis, who can't quite keep it up.


ya, that's what I thought.


you've posted this several times, and it's a blatant ripoff of a ron white joke.
#21
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you've posted this several times, and it's a blatant ripoff of a ron white joke.


its not a rip off of a ron white joke, it IS the ron white joke. I'm not taking credit for it.
#24
right, because you definitely made it clear all the times you've posted it that it's a ron white joke
#25
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That's weird. I always just assumed that it was a one way street.

she is pretty hypocritical though, like she'll call people out on laughing at dirty jokes and stuff but she's the one making them
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#26
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she is pretty hypocritical though, like she'll call people out on laughing at dirty jokes and stuff but she's the one making them


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#27
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right, because you definitely made it clear all the times you've posted it that it's a ron white joke


meh its arguably his most famous joke, and EVERYONE has heard it at least 3 or 4 times. it'd be like trying to take credit for "7 words you can't say on tv".


get mad about it, or admit that its the fireman that you're after. no concern of mine
#28
whatever bruh

and obviously I'd rather see a manstallion plowing the shit out of a sexy lady. it would be far more difficult to mentally place myself in that situation otherwise.
#29
I feel like a bunch of homophobes are hypocritical and don't think twice about watching lesbian porn.
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#32
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life lesson: stay away from people who read fanfiction. stay extra far away from people who write fanfiction.

So true.
#33
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I'm going to show you all right now how everyone is a little bit gayer than they think they are:


you're going to watch some porn. would you rather watch some smoking hot blonde get railed by some 6'5, ripped, muscular fireman with a throbbing, 10" veiny, raging erection

or would you rather watch that same blonde get awkwardly poked at by some fat wheezing computer science major with a 3" penis, who can't quite keep it up.


ya, that's what I thought.


So the choice is between hardcore or just clumsy porn. That's not that hard to decide
#34
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I'm going to show you all right now how everyone is a little bit gayer than they think they are:


you're going to watch some porn. would you rather watch some smoking hot blonde get railed by some 6'5, ripped, muscular fireman with a throbbing, 10" veiny, raging erection

or would you rather watch that same blonde get awkwardly poked at by some fat wheezing computer science major with a 3" penis, who can't quite keep it up.


ya, that's what I thought.

Couldn't the lad just wear a green suit, so he becomes invisible in the final cut?
#35
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I'm going to show you all right now how everyone is a little bit gayer than they think they are:


you're going to watch some porn. would you rather watch some smoking hot blonde get railed by some 6'5, ripped, muscular fireman with a throbbing, 10" veiny, raging erection

or would you rather watch that same blonde get awkwardly poked at by some fat wheezing computer science major with a 3" penis, who can't quite keep it up.


ya, that's what I thought.
Another smoking hot blonde, duh
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#36
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Couldn't the lad just wear a green suit, so he becomes invisible in the final cut?

Oh shit. You're on to something. Go make a pron now
#37
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whatever bruh

and obviously I'd rather see a manstallion plowing the shit out of a sexy lady. it would be far more difficult to mentally place myself in that situation otherwise.


Don't know why you would get off easier to seeing another man's ballsack. Makes me wonder hmmm....
#39
I have a gay uncle who has supported me through everything I've been through and a gay best friend who has been let down by every girl she's ever dated. I love those homos.
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#40
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whatever bruh

and obviously I'd rather see a manstallion plowing the shit out of a sexy lady. it would be far more difficult to mentally place myself in that situation otherwise.


Gay.
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