#1
Imagine, like, in 50 years.

Gays are getting married now.

Who's to say we won't marry robots? Hell, robots don't nag.

Sex? No problem, Oculus Rift is coming up.


Guys I think

It's

going to happen.

Dig it?
#2
50 years? No, robots won't be that much more advanced. 500 years? That's more likely.


And when I say no, I mean a legitimate common marriage. Not some odd wacko one off like that chinese guy that married a dead chick.
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#3
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50 years? No, robots won't be that much more advanced. 500 years? That's more likely.


So

you are saying


...there is a chance.
#4
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50 years? No, robots won't be that much more advanced. 500 years? That's more likely.


And when I say no, I mean a legitimate common marriage. Not some odd wacko one off like that chinese guy that married a dead chick.

They will be a lot more advanced, but not enough to be sentient or anything.
#5
Yeah, like a robot would actually marry you, TS.
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#6
maybe that's what desperate asexuals will start doing
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#7
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Yeah, like a robot would actually marry you, TS.


Robots are cold and unemotional. We'd get along great.
#8
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maybe that's what desperate asexuals will start doing


how does that even make sense
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#11
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maybe that's what desperate asexuals will start doing


Do you know what Asexual means?
#13
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Do you know what Asexual means?


i got my point across. i knew some stickler would want to correct me. what's the correct term?
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#14
TS, there's good news:

you don't have to wait 50 years for a robot to suck you off. Roombas can do that right now.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#15
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i got my point across. i knew some stickler would want to correct me. what's the correct term?


Just some one desperate. Asexual means to not have the desire for sex.

Also mean to reproduce by themselves.
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#16
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TS, there's good news:

you don't have to wait 50 years for a robot to suck you off. Roombas can do that right now.


Is this...accurate information?
#18
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#19
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do you mean they're desperate in the sense that not many people are attracted to asexuals because most people are generally sexual people?


yea. cheers.

i thought i was being corrected because somehow i thought asexual was reserved for the scientific meaning of like, asexual reproduction. guess not.
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#20
Yeah probably. I can see that Futurama on robosexual marriage being pretty accurate.
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#21
I like futurama, but it takes place waaaayyy too far in the future for it's technology.
#22
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i think you mean Bicentennial Man. ****ing creepy movie.
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#23
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I like futurama, but it takes place waaaayyy too far in the future for it's technology.


I don't know man, within the last 100 years we've made a technological leap like no other in history. Imagine what a 1000 years could do.
#24
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I don't know man, within the last 100 years we've made a technological leap like no other in history. Imagine what a 1000 years could do.

I mean I could see a world like futurama happening (minus the aliens) in a few hundred years. In 1,000 years human existence will be so different it would be unrecognizable to us today.
#25
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I like futurama, but it takes place waaaayyy too far in the future for it's technology.

I dunno. Some of it for sure, but seemingly sentient robots and everyone having their own space ships and shit will be a loong time. Not to mention "what if" machines that would require ridiculous programming or whatever. I don't think it's too much of a stretch with the technology, just socially. They still pretty much communicate how we do now. Oh yeah and I'm sure 1000 years will have things we can't comprehend, it's just in terms of the stuff we have now and their advancements I don't think it's that far off from reality. How much more can stuff even advance beyond what they have in the show?

Not that any of this actually matters in terms of the show's quality or anything
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#26
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I mean I could see a world like futurama happening (minus the aliens) in a few hundred years. In 1,000 years human existence will be so different it would be unrecognizable to us today.



Sorry I misread your post, I agree with what your saying though.
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#29
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I don't want to fuck a robot and I also don't want one driving my car for me.

I NEED a self driving car.

It means I can get an hour or more of extra sleep every day. I'm crying just thinking about it.

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#31

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#34
I meant it will be illegal specifically because robots are too boring.


wow I just noticed that whups isn't underlined as a typo.
probably because it's the best and only way.