#1
So I call up my homie, I need to tell him about this girl. I think I really love this girl, she's so fine. So I tell him what she looks like. She stands at around 5'4", coca cola body shape with light brown skin. She drives a black Dodge Durango with a custom license plate that says ANGEL. She has a sweet tattoo on her ankle, plus she's making a good amount of money in her career. She lives in a house on 17th street, and I call her TeeTee.

This is when my friend interrupts, and asks. "Does she have a kid?" She does, and then he follows up with a few more questions. "Does she have a beauty mark on the left side of her mouth?" This is where I realized things were a little weird. She does in fact have such a beauty mark. After he asked if she went to Georgia Institute of Technology and is currently employed by TBS, I realized that something was up. Turns out that my boy has been messing around with this same girl! She's playing the both of us!

So, anything like this happen to any of you guys/girls in the past?
Last edited by macashmack at Nov 25, 2013,
#4
I guess I'm really immature because I thought this was going to be about playing pranks on some girl....
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#5
Dude, that's my girl you're talking about.

I will mess you and your friend up for this!

Stay away!
#6
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... wut?

Body shaped like a coke bottle, busty and a big bitt with a flat stomach.
#8
Thread rated two stars out of five. Alright idea, horrible execution. Work on your form, kid.
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#9
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Thread rated two stars out of five. Alright idea, horrible execution. Work on your form, kid.

You know where I'm getting at, right?
#10
bad reference or awful thread?
#12
mmf anyone?
I believe in god, jesus and the holy ghost.....or as i call them Angus, Kirk and Lemmy
#14

I feel for you TS.
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#17
So she has a tiny head then..? Or she's easily flattened...

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#20
Hourglass is the more commonly used term, but I think Coca-cola bottle is a more accurate description.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#23
Your name must be Tyrone. Yep, gotta be.
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#24
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I feel like this was all just for that.


Yeah, I saw Dodge Durango and assumed this was gonna be some kind of joke, or Ron Burgundy reference...
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#25
Damn son, don't seem like shes worth it if ya get me...


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#29
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I guess I'm really immature because I thought this was going to be about playing pranks on some girl....


Would've been funnier.


But alas, this has happened to me and a friend before as well.
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#30
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TS. Form a band, call them Stone Temple Pilots, and stop making sh#t threads
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#34
is her name Charmaine De la Rosa?

Blud, that girl's 15.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#35
you should have a threesome

everyone wins
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
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#38
I think people suck at references. You want butt and boobs. Boobs stick out one side and butt the other. That's not a coca cola bottle. That's an S. For sexy. Hot girls have the balance. Literally otherwise theyd fall over
#39
So.....


How does your buddy taste? Think about that next time you put your mouth on her.
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