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#1
Ladies, please, I am here to listen, I have an ear to lend.

Tell me all about your problems with your boyfriend.

I will listen diligently and nod at appropriate times.

Yes, your boyfriend IS an asshole, and I'm such a nice guy for listening to your problems.



My shoulder is high and dry.

Feel free to lean on it.

My hat and facial hair will keep you sheltered.

EDIT: Bros, I'm here for you too. I am well versed in the art science of females. If you have any issues with them, I am here to listen. I am your agony uncle.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Nov 25, 2013,
#2
cringe thread this is not
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#9
Quote by captainsnazz
omg i feel so unappreciated because my boyfriend spends all his time making shite threads on some guitar forum instead of paying attention to me


He is an asshole, isn't he?

That man doesn't appreciate you.

He could at least make a thread about you.

I know I would. <3
#11
Hello

This guy won't leave me alone. He has a hairy back and makes a bunch of racist/sexist comments on some guitar website.

What should I do?
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#12
Whats goes around must come down
#13
My boyfriend gives other girls much more attention. He barely even notices me, it feels as if I'm only there if he wants to have sex or is bored. I just...

Philip_pepper, you're so considerate and understanding...
I love you...


as a friend.
#14
Quote by lolmnt
Hello

This guy won't leave me alone. He has a hairy back and makes a bunch of racist/sexist comments on some guitar website.

What should I do?


Maybe he just needs a friend.

Or call him a phaggot. Both may work.


Quote by -Mantra-
My boyfriend gives other girls much more attention. He barely even notices me, it feels as if I'm only there if he wants to have sex or is bored. I just...

Philip_pepper, you're so considerate and understanding...
I love you...






Quote by -Mantra-
as a friend.


Last edited by Philip_pepper at Nov 25, 2013,
#15
Help!

My boyfriend is suuuuch a jerk! I keep trying to talk to him about my worries about finances, jobs, school, the state of the world, personal interests and aspirations, and he keeps responding by telling me he's here for my lady problems
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#16
Quote by vintage x metal
Help!

My boyfriend is suuuuch a jerk! I keep trying to talk to him about my worries about finances, jobs, school, the state of the world, personal interests and aspirations, and he keeps responding by telling me he's here for my lady problems


What lady problems?

I need details.
#17
the funny thing is that TS is probably only semi-ironic
Quote by Telecaster7
Oh dear, current affairs...
#18
Quote by Philip_pepper
What lady problems?

I need details.

There they go! Right over your head!
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#21
Quote by stratkat


Is this a cringe thread?


There is nothing cringey about the power of friendship.


EDIT: Bros, I'm here for you too. I am well versed in the art science of females. If you have any issues with them, I am here to listen. I am your agony uncle.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Nov 25, 2013,
#22
Quote by Philip_pepper
There is nothing cringey about the power of friendship.

/cringe

Seriously, Phillip, what do I do about my acquaintance? He keeps making shitty threads on a guitar forum instead of doing other stuff.
#23
TS got friendzoned the moment he started this thread.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#24
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
/cringe

Seriously, Phillip, what do I do about my acquaintance? He keeps making shitty threads on a guitar forum instead of doing other stuff.


Wait.

Serious question: did you friendzone him?

Quote by Nelshizzle
TS got friendzoned the moment he started this thread.


There are no zones. That's the secret. *tips fedora*
#26
Quote by Philip_pepper
Wait.

Serious question: did you friendzone him?


There are no zones. That's the secret. *tips fedora*


Holy shit did I just get reversed friendzoned?
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#27
Quote by Nelshizzle
Holy shit did I just get reversed friendzoned?


Don't worry bro. You can still stroke my neckbeard from time to time.

<3
#29
Your wool fedora is very 1939 secret Gestapo police. I knew the neckbeard phenomenon was a Germanic tool to disenfranchise female vaginal secretion.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#30
Dear TS,

Every day at school I talk to this girl I like and usually ask her out. She says she has a boyfriend, although I've never seen nor heard of said person. Wat do?
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#31
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Cute dimples, shame about the fedora.


Mmm. Sassy. I like that.

Quote by TunerAddict
Dear TS,

Every day at school I talk to this girl I like and usually ask her out. She says she has a boyfriend, although I've never seen nor heard of said person. Wat do?


Follow her around, help her in any possible situation. Does a dude tease her and then drop her books? Stand in between them, defend her honour, and pick her shit up. Does she break a nail? Tend to it. Compliment on her, at least once a day.

Eventually she will realize how awesome you are, she'll get the tingles, and she'll shag you in front of her boyfriend.

I've done that, like, at least 3 times.

*tips fedora*
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Nov 25, 2013,
#32
you guys have a lot of free time eh?..
Quote by Telecaster7
Oh dear, current affairs...
#35
Quote by Philip_pepper
Of course. Chicks love a committed guy.


Especially when that guy takes pictures of her from afar
#36
Quote by glass_satellite
Especially when that guy takes pictures of her from afar


And make a collage of it at home.

It shows you know how to organize a project.
#37
Ah yes, the old "I'm here for you, you deserve better than that guy *cough*bythatImeanme*cough*" technique.

Good luck with that one.
#38
Quote by glass_satellite
Especially when that guy takes pictures of her from afar

It's just long-range foreplay
#40
Quote by Lifesign
How do you do it?


Some people are born with it, others are not so lucky.

Don't beat yourself up, just show off your nice personality. Chicks dig that.

Wearing a nice hat to compliment manly facial hair is a huge plus, btw. It gives that distinguished look.
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