hotel guest yelling racist remarks with fire extinguisher hose up his bottom

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http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/12/premier-inn-guest-hurled-racist-abuse-with-fire-extinguisher-hose-up-his-bottom-4184507/


yeah. so like, all them brits on UG be like "nothing weird happens in the UK, that shit only happens in the US mate" but they were wrong.


pics or it didn't happen

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Well, at least he didn't come out of the cupboard naked with a hose up his bum and a gun in his hand.

Seriously, I'm not going to be able to look at an extinguisher hose properly for a while. Which is unfortunate, given my line of work.
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Fuccking hotels man...

I checked in two crackheads who managed to destroy the room in less than 2 hours. Feces was poured all around the room, bedroom lamps were tied to the ceiling, and the guy who checked in managed to take apart the ice machine single handily.

He then managed to call the police because he was tripping out hard. The cops came and tasered him.

A Meth head used to smoke meth in the lobby bathroom until he got scared about something and ran out the building soaked in water from the sink.

Two guests got into a fist fight in the laundry room. Apparently, one guest saw clothes getting washed in the washing machine and he took the clothes out and threw them in the hallway. The other guest found out and started beating the shit out of each other before we called the police on them.

I have a lot more stories if interested...

EDIT: Also, I wasnt on shift that night, but we had a rugby team staying at the hotel, and at 3am they all got shitfaced and ran around the hotel naked. They all shitted in every garbage can at the hotel. Then they all shitted in one of the tubs in one of their rooms. The shit was so much that they had to get a pump to get the shit out of the tub.
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yeah. so like, all them brits on UG be like "nothing weird happens in the UK, that shit only happens in the US mate" but they were wrong.


The guy was from Sheffield. Not much more to say really.
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Fuccking hotels man...

I checked in two crackheads who managed to destroy the room in less than 2 hours. Feces was poured all around the room, bedroom lamps were tied to the ceiling, and the guy who checked in managed to take apart the ice machine single handily.

He then managed to call the police because he was tripping out hard. The cops came and tasered him.

A Meth head used to smoke meth in the lobby bathroom until he got scared about something and ran out the building soaked in water from the sink.

Two guests got into a fist fight in the laundry room. Apparently, one guest saw clothes getting washed in the washing machine and he took the clothes out and threw them in the hallway. The other guest found out and started beating the shit out of each other before we called the police on them.

I have a lot more stories if interested...

That's just absurd, water, FROM THE SINK!
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I'm sick of this news about Rob Ford...

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Two guests got into a fist fight in the laundry room. Apparently, one guest saw clothes getting washed in the washing machine and he took the clothes out and threw them in the hallway. The other guest found out and started beating the shit out of each other before we called the police on them.


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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
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Also, I wasnt on shift that night, but we had a rugby team staying at the hotel, and at 3am they all got shitfaced and ran around the hotel naked. They all shitted in every garbage can at the hotel. Then they all shitted in one of the tubs in one of their rooms. The shit was so much that they had to get a pump to get the shit out of the tub.