#1
So my boss just found out i jumped out of an airplane in a penis costume. Im not sure how to convince him that it is a totally normal and professional thing to do. Any advice guys?

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#4
Attention whoring is bad but trying to get every bit of attainable attention for having jumped out of an aeroplane in a penis costume is sort of justifiable I guess.
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Attention whoring is bad but trying to get every bit of attainable attention for having jumped out of an aeroplane in a penis costume is sort of justifiable I guess.



in that case i shall provide even more proofs with a video o.O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dk2x0n5OrU
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#7
Nice dick.
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he will understand, weve all been there


thank you for the support, i need it so much right now in my current situation!
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#18
^ That Sinatra is the shit?
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#21
Serious question : Are you a ret@rd?
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#22
i watched the video. man, that seriously took some balls...
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#23
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i watched the video. man, that seriously took some balls...

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#24
You look like a massive dick
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#27
Your boss just wants to be the vagina costume to your flacid Dick.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#28
What was the point of that and whats with the obsession over dicks?

If you don't want your boss to know then don't post videos of it on the internet.
#30
At the start of the video when he says "lets go", I thought you were going to jump out onto the runway. That woulda been lolz.
Well done, that was a brave thing to do, not many people would wear a dick suit.