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#1
She never plays it and I think they only reason she bought it is because she likes Taylor Swift. The guy at the pawn shop only gave me twenty bucks for it and I was "Dude, it has Hello Kitty on it, get f*cked!"

Then I bought a bottle of Robitussin and went to see Bad Grandpa at the mall.
#2
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#3
Lol, nobody goes to malls anymore...

(yes I'm aware I have made many a post about being bored in mall food courts, and the rare post on the subject of robo-tripping)
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#5
in other words..

"I sold my little sister's personal possession so I could get high and see a movie."
#6
I rode a girl's bike with twelve inch tires, two miles, to the liquor store once.

It was well worth the ridicule of my neighbors. On the way back with a bottle of bourban in the basket, I just shouted, "Who's laughing now! Who's laughing now!!"

True story, sadly.
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#7
I hope your little sister gets run over or something so then you will feel double bad
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#8
Quote by progdude93
in other words..

"I sold my little sister's personal possession so I could get high and see a movie."


Not just a movie.

A cinematic masterpiece.
#9
Quote by Jkshoe
I think they only reason she bought it is because she likes Taylor Swift.

So what? How many guys have bought guitars because they like *insert famour musician's name here*. It's a perfectly good reason to buy a guitar.

You're a total douche bag if you are telling the truth.
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#10
Quote by 20Tigers
So what? How many guys have bought guitars because they like *insert famour musician's name here*. It's a perfectly good reason to buy a guitar.

You're a total douche bag if you are telling the truth.


In retrospect it could have been because it had Hello Kitty on it.

And was pink.

She never even played the thing, just sat in a corner of her room collecting dust. Honestly I probably did her a favor. She's just getting into her teens and would probably be embarrassed to even have something like that in a couple years.
#12
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It wasn't your call to make, douche.


We could argue all day about who's "call" it was, but in the end I was the one who made it.
#13
Wow, you're a real piece of dogshit.

What you did was totally unacceptable.

I would have insisted that the pawn shop give you at least $40. That way you could have gotten a bag of weed, too.

Jerk.
#14
$20.00?! Dude, do you know how much that thing is worth. Thousands!!

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#15
TS, I'll give your sister something she'll be embarrassed to have in a few years

Lol, mystical. Did you ring the little bell at them?

But seriously TS, OTC's and Johnny Knoxville, sounds like you're a cheap date.
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#16
I was gonna make a joke about how you're a sick fuck for porning your sister but then I read the thread and yeah you're a bit of dick for selling something that doesn't belong to you.
#17
Im going to go ahead and say that you have cured your disease and are no longer addicted to harmful narcotics.

Good job.
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#18
Quote by mystical_1
$20.00?! Dude, do you know how much that thing is worth. Thousands!!



That can't be true. She bought it like three years ago for like 90 bucks.
#19
Quote by Jkshoe
That can't be true. She bought it like three years ago for like 90 bucks.

Appreciation bro. Thousands of years from now historians will study the mysterious cult of the Greetings Feline.
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#20
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Appreciation bro. Thousands of years from now historians will study the mysterious cult of the Greetings Feline.


jesus christ
#22
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Appreciation bro. Thousands of years from now historians will study the mysterious cult of the Greetings Feline.


That made me laugh more than it should have.
#23
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Ian Watkins pawned your sister.


That joke deserves infinitely more respect than it's getting
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#24
Quote by Metalisnotmusic
That joke


That's what you think.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#25
Quote by funkymonk1985
Ian Watkins pawned your sister.


Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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#26
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Appreciation bro. Thousands of years from now historians will study the mysterious cult of the Greetings Feline.


OMG who even are you.. that was one of the greatest things Ive ever read.. im ****ing spazzing out right now
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#28
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She'll get even with you, ts.


I read that as "She'll even get with you, ts."
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#34
Amateur. I stole my cousins 600.00 dollar guitar and sold it to buy cocaine for a sweet ass party that I went to.
She regularly used the guitar.
#35
Quote by mystical_1
$20.00?! Dude, do you know how much that thing is worth. Thousands!!


you know they said he could travel in time, i guess its true. he probably traveled forward in time and stole SRV's style, ****in nigs man.

yea TS, 20$? ya dun goof'd
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#36
Quote by mystical_1
$20.00?! Dude, do you know how much that thing is worth. Thousands!!



You say that like its a joke, but didn't they stop producing them? They actually have a cult following and I've seen used ones sell for more than they were new.
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#38
Quote by 20Tigers
So what? How many guys have bought guitars because they like *insert famour musician's name here*. It's a perfectly good reason to buy a guitar.

You're a total douche bag if you are telling the truth.


I bought mine because I like As I lay Dying. Who probably has roughly the same artistic cred as Taylor Swift.
#39
1. Pawning things is childish, steal your Robitussin like a man

2. Never waste a potentially mind-bending experience on Bad Grandpa, it reveals your age


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