#1
http://www.wunderground.ie/italian-man-missing-since-glastonbury-2011-found-wandering-the-engish-countryside/

An Italian man was last night reunited with his family after over two years wandering the English countryside.

Fabio Ballcereti, 21, was reported missing in July 2011. He was last seen attending a Nick Warren set at Glastonbury‘s Glade stage. It is believed that Ballcerti, an English student, living in London, was separated from his friends after accidentally eating nearly fifty grams of Hawaiian mushrooms.

“One minute he was there and the next he was gone,” explained Anna Gonzales, a close friend of Mr. Ballcereti, “at first we thought it was funny because we knew he was tripping hard. We thought he would just show up back at the tent later that night, the Glade is in the middle of the forest so we presumed he was just climbing trees or annoying people but he never came back,” sobbed the teary eyed girl.

After the festival, Avon & Somerset Constabulary launched a full scale missing person inquiry. However, possible sightings in London and Cornwall allowed Mr. Ballcereti’s trail to grow cold.

Mr. Ballcereti spent the next two years wandering the Somerset countryside surviving on nothing but berries, fruits, nuts, McDonalds and Starbucks. Police say he is, “healthy but he could do with a haircut and a shave.”

Mr. Ballcereti explained his ordeal, “The last thing I remember was having a mushroom, egg and sausage sandwich. After that it seemed like I traveled to some other dimension, I thought I was dead or abducted by aliens,” he explained emotionally.

“Then I woke up at Stonehenge covered in snow, I was very confused, paranoid and disorientated. The English countryside is so vast, you can literally go for hours without seeing a Starbucks! Then one day I started to remember things, I was a person, my name is Fabio, I like music, it all came back to me. I found the nearest policeman and now here I am. Thank God for the McDonalds’ saver menu and Starbucks reward cards or I would have run out of money a long time ago,” said a smiling Mr. Ballcereti.


Madness...absolute madness, thought the Pit might be interested in this.
#2
I take my hat off to this man. No one will ever party harder.
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#3


Holy shitnips.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
It took him two years to realize that he wasn't meant to be wandering around the English countryside? I want what he was taking!
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spent the next two years wandering the Somerset countryside surviving on nothing but berries, fruits, nuts, McDonalds and Starbucks




#8
Quote by daytripper75
It took him two years to realize that he wasn't meant to be wandering around the English countryside? I want what he was taking!


I kind of wondered about this..

But thats ****ing great, nonetheless.

Its not a real story though, surely?
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
Last edited by SMH07 at Nov 28, 2013,
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Quote by SMH07
I kind of wondered about this..


Don't you mean wundered?
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#11
I assumed he was lost far away from civilization. Which doesn't matter I guess because the english countryside can't be that bad. There must be small towns and farms all over the place. Then it said he had access to starbucks and mcdonalds. Was he not aware phones are a thing? Or is he one of those people that dropped acid everyday for all their teen years and couldn't do anything else but be a hobo for the rest of their lives?
#12
I have a feeling that Fabio is a Pit Monkey.

Does anyone remember an user who went to Glastonbury and has been offline since 2 years ago?
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