Poll: turkey sucks
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turkey sucks
20 20%
turkey doesnt suck
39 40%
turkey is ok
25 26%
whats turkey
14 14%
Voters: 98.
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#4
Yea it's such an underdeveloped country
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#10
Yeah it's not that great. Honestly neither is 99% of Thanksgiving food but it's still fun

I was gonna make a thread on this
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#11
Although given that you all eat it a month earlier than you should maybe it's even worse for you.
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#14
Eww pecan pie

Apple pie is the only great part of Thanksgiving
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#15
It's not turkey by itself. It's turkey with the mash and gravy and stuffing in one orchestrated scoop of flavor.

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#16
So in America do you guys have a turkey dinner again on Christmas Day, because in Ireland we don't do Thanksgiving but we have a turkey dinner for Christmas ?
#17
Not a fan of turkey. I have bison burgers cooked so i'm going to be eating those all day at work today
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#18
It's not the best meat. But it's great and a hell of a lot better than chicken. I can actually eat turkey plain. Never had chicken that tasted good plain(fried/cooked with seasonings doesn't count).
#20
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Duck's the best meat. Period.

you clearly haven't had mine yet
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To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#21
Pretty sure you don't cook it right. Tell me mr. 19 year old, how many turkey's have you cooked?
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#22
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Yeah it's not that great. Honestly neither is 99% of Thanksgiving food but it's still fun

I was gonna make a thread on this

Your family must really suck at cooking and I'm sorry for you.
#25
It's aight.

Stuffing is the best thing on the table though. The good kind of stuffing made with all the turkey giblets and mushrooms and shit. But people who actually put the stuffing inside the turkey need to be shot.
#27
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Pretty sure you don't cook it right. Tell me mr. 19 year old, how many turkey's have you cooked?

M-my m-mom cooks it for me b-but...
#28
Goose is better.
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#29
Quote by lemmyisgod97
So in America do you guys have a turkey dinner again on Christmas Day, because in Ireland we don't do Thanksgiving but we have a turkey dinner for Christmas ?

Some do but there isn't really a designated Christmas food. Ham is more typical.

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Your family must really suck at cooking and I'm sorry for you.

I know they aren't amazing but I don't think anything is below average. I mean I've had mashed potatoes and turkey and all that stuff from a lot off different places and there isn't much room for greatness
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#30
Quote by Seref
It's aight.

Stuffing is the best thing on the table though. The good kind of stuffing made with all the turkey giblets and mushrooms and shit. But people who actually put the stuffing inside the turkey need to be shot.

based on what? your teenage angst that for some reason is directed towards thanksgiving stuffing?
#31
Quote by Thrashtastic15
based on what? your teenage angst that for some reason is directed towards thanksgiving stuffing?


Based on my dislike of salmonella.
#32
Quote by Seref
Based on my dislike of salmonella.

Well I've had ~45 turkey dinners without salmonella or any such illness so there goes that I guess.
#33
Quote by Seref
Based on my dislike of salmonella.



Stock eating uncooked meats then.
#34
Quote by Seref
Based on my dislike of salmonella.


Learn to cook.
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#35
Quote by Seref
It's aight.

Stuffing is the best thing on the table though. The good kind of stuffing made with all the turkey giblets and mushrooms and shit. But people who actually put the stuffing inside the turkey need to be shot.

Stuffing is supposed to go inside the turkey, hence the name "stuffing"
#36
I don't think I've ever even eaten one.

What's it like?
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#37
Quote by Seref
But people who actually put the stuffing inside the turkey need to be shot.

You're a legit windowlicker
#38
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M-my m-mom cooks it for me b-but...


Tell her to make that shit better!
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#40
You guys must really be fucking up turkey.
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