#13
i liked that
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#14
Would a lesbian turkey get pregnant with a turkey baster?
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#16
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Would a lesbian turkey get pregnant with a turkey baster?

Oooh, like they do to that chick in the movie Pink Flamingos?

But srsly I've heard genetically altered turkeys are so awkwardly shaped they can't actually do it naturally.

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But srsly I've heard genetically altered turkeys are so awkwardly shaped they can't actually do it naturally.


That's why they need to use turkey basters, obviously.
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