#1
are you like me? have a horribly twisted sense of humor? get a kick out of things that would enrage normal people?

have no fear! you now have place that welcomes you!

pretty much just post any joke, picture, gif, or video that has poor taste, just so long as it wouldnt get you banned from UG, or would get this thread closed down

ill start
#4
why did the hedgehog cross the road?

to see his flatmate
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#7
Pretty bad shit here. Might actually get me banned.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#10
Quote by Rossenrot
In before ehbacon makes you all feel bad.

you should feel bad. You made jokes about people getting crushed and suffocating to death after a helicopter crashed into a pub roof.


This thread is fine though, I think this is a very decent thread.
#11
Atheists don't have a sense of morality and will burn in hell.
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#13
Quote by ehbacon
you should feel bad. You made jokes about people getting crushed and suffocating to death after a helicopter crashed into a pub roof.


This thread is fine though, I think this is a very decent thread.


I made a lame joke about martinis and how they're prepared, but yeah, people being crushed and suffocated is the same thing. Great inference.

#14
That's a very elevated equine.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#17
The Pit has been a bad influence on me. I've had people tell me i'm a sick human being and that I have no heart since joining the pit.

So join The Pit today and you can be an even bigger cvnt than this guy!
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#21
Quote by StewieSwan
People think rape is far worse than it actually is.


Especially Saadia.

Is that going too far?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
Quote by macashmack
I just posted something but got nervous that it would get me banned so I deleted it.

PM it to me? People have shared porn through pms, whatever you were considering posting will be fine.
#26
Quote by BladeSlinger
Pretty bad shit here. Might actually get me banned.


man this made me laugh a lot harder than it should have
#27
Quote by theogonia777

Is that going too far?

Yeah, you ruined it.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do