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#2
what the ****
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
Wow


OP actually killed himself

That's mean, and this is disturbing
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#8
you're telling me OP actually delivered
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#11
if you're an exhibitionist and want to commit suicide, better to do it on 4chan than in front of innocent, yet-to-be-scarred people

whatever happened to shooting yourself in the face like a normal person?

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still a better person than this chick

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/


saw this on my facebook so i don't know about the accuracy of the report


isn't it funny when morons don't realize what the onion is? well, you're the newest incarnation of those morons.

edit: it could've been legit, up until this part:

Quote by obvious satire
Inside a local Target, the crazed shoppers had lost what was rest of their minds. “We came outside and the Quiznos was burnt to the ground by angry shoppers. I think the Target had ran out of some kind of toaster,” said a shopper who wished not to be named because she was supposed to be bailing out her boyfriend who had punched another shopper over a set of soup ladles.

A witness says an old lady beat a kid with her purse in order to get the last toothbrush holder.

“I don’t even have real teeth anymore and have no need for such an item but it was over 35 percent off. I might be old but I’m not dumb, of course I will take advantage of that deal,” says 88-year-old Margaret Robinson.

According to Wal-Mart, America’s largest retailer, the company admits that more than 5,000 shoppers will be killed at their stores this holiday season.

“We include people killed from Thanksgiving to Christmas, so it’s not like they are all dying in one day. Besides, more kids will die making this junk than they do buying it, we see that as a positive,” Wal-Mart spokesman Charlie Hass said.

One shopper, Sami Zayn, described the day as "chaos" and went on to say, "Thanksgiving used to be about fighting with your family, not other shoppers."
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#12
Quote by progdude93
whatever happened to shooting yourself in the face like a normal person?

Courtney Love made it uncool.
#14
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Courtney Love made it uncool.


hah courtney love is a bitch


joke never gets old
#15
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still a better person than this chick

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/


saw this on my facebook so i don't know about the accuracy of the report

"Of course I'd do it all over again," Robbins proclaimed from a Cook County jail cell. "My little Dustin is going to have an X-Box for Christmas this year. No one can take that away from him. Not even the police.
"Shopping isn't a hobby for me, it's a war. So I have to spend a little time behind bars. So what? I didn't punk out. I fought hard for my family, and I'm proud of that."


Clearly fake.
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#19
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am i a horrible person for trying to find the video?

Why do you want to see it?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#21
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am i a horrible person for trying to find the video?

i dont think so. i mean, after all, its a hot, trending topic.
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#23
But Stephen, you'll never become a time lord this way!
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#24
suwooooooooo what a FOOL
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#25
Why set himself on fire, though? That sounds like a horrible way to die. I mean if I had to do this I'd just get a gun and boom. It would probably look better on camera too.

But yeah this is big time fucked up.
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#26
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am i a horrible person for trying to find the video?


No you're not.

Seeing as every news channel only reports war, bad economy and brawls, it seems to be human nature.

One time a Dutch news station experimented and made a "good" news broadcast, with things like, "baby born in...", puppy saved.., etc. It was very odd.

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#27
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he could have killed other people tho

wow
such irresponsible
bad loldoge
much fire
very burning

ftfy
#28
Not sure which I find worse. That he even did this in the first place or that the people in the stream were supportive of it and egging him on. Neither surprising though.
#29
now if the rest of 4chan can follow in his footsteps




#30
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Not sure which I find worse. That he even did this in the first place or that the people in the stream were supportive of it and egging him on. Neither surprising though.

I find the latter to be more reprehensible.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#31
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i dont think so. i mean, after all, its a hot, trending topic.

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#32
May as well be an attention ***** if it's your final hour to live.
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#34
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now if the rest of 4chan can follow in his footsteps

One can only hope.
#36
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Why set himself on fire, though? That sounds like a horrible way to die.



I would assume that a willingness to end your own life on a webcam in front of an audience of 4chan users probably means you haven't really thought your plan out as thoroughly as you should have.


That and craziness is HELLA crazy.
#37
I mean if the guy actually wanted to kill himself he should've just gone with a method that was quicker/instantaneous.
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#38
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isn't it funny when morons don't realize what the onion is? well, you're the newest incarnation of those morons.

edit: it could've been legit, up until this part:


FBI specialist Harry Carry did it for me.
#39
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I mean if the guy actually wanted to kill himself he should've just gone with a method that was quicker/instantaneous.

I'm assuming that's what the pills and vodka was for and hoped that'd get him before the fire. He just lit the fire for dramatic effect.
#40
Toaster Steve is such a cool nickname though.
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