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#1
Wow.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#4
how can my posts be real, if my monitor isn't real?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
If you go to bed with an itchy bottom do you wake up with a smelly finger?
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#7
What if water doesn't actually dry and tile floors are just really thirsty?
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#10
Hey guys, did you know?

100% of home accidents occur in the home.
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#13
Is it further to London than by bus?
If you have never checked out the Wood Brothers. Do yourself a favor and look them up. Best. Band. Ever.


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#14
How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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#18
"Why?"
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#19
Quote by eGraham
"Why?"


It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#20
When shoes die, what happens to their sole?


Last edited by UltimateGuizar at Dec 3, 2013,
#21
I once threw away my soles. It was shitty because I paid a lot for them.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#22
6 times out of 5, the chicken miscounts its eggs and, as a direct result, ends up getting f*cked in the ass by a total stranger. Whatever happens next is completely up to John Goodman.
Nerdo-sez-bo wrote:

Bon Jovi can just **** off really.

Life is one big question when your starin at the clock
And the answers always waiting at the liquor store, 40 oz to Freedom
#24
If cars are the safest place to be during thunder storms, then why do they get into car crashes?
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#26
Quote by Weaponized
I feel like we a part of one big orgasm


This may be true.

What if flames don't emit light, but suck dark?

And then transfer the dark onto things like paper and wood when they get close to it?
#28
Am I a pet to a larger master racei
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#31
Quote by captainsnazz
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


lol it's been awhile since I've seen this
#33
what if dogs can talk but they don't because if they did maybe we'd stop feeding them and tell mr. pickles to get a damn job instead of taking handouts like a goddamn pinko commie liberal fascist
#34
When you close the refrigerator door, does the little light stay on?
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#36
Quote by muffinduck01
When you close the refrigerator door, does the little light stay on?


ooh I know this one. No. There's actually this switch on the inside. The magic is ruined
#39
What if you live every moment in a different dimension with only the memories from the present dimension?
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