#1
So today they had the big wigs in and were going around and find this guy jacking off under his desk, how did they know? thats a great question I would imagine mabe the porn on his desktop or the constant thumping under his desk anyways the dudes gets fired.(no it was not me)(no I dont know him if I did I would not be spilling the beans here)

Personally I feel he should have been suspended
But the big question is what was so erotic of what he was watching that made him have to wank off?

Im sure all of you would get a kick out of it so what do you think he was watching?(as flattering as it would be no it was not me)
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#3
im gonna need more context. where do you work? what kind of porn was he watching? was it any good? would you recommend it? rate the money shot ?/10. Were the boobs real or fake? (trick question, they're always fake) would it be inappropriate to watch with my parents?
#4
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im gonna need more context. where do you work? what kind of porn was he watching? was it any good? would you recommend it? rate the money shot ?/10. Were the boobs real or fake? (trick question, they're always fake) would it be inappropriate to watch with my parents?



I appreciate those questions sadly I dont know what he was watching thats why I was asking how you all felt he watched I think it was girl on girl I would hope other than that I dont know and imagine the movie office space thats kinda how it is were I work
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#5
so he wasn't even doing it at an office and he didn't have his back against the wall? noob.

everyone knows if you're gonna jerk at work, you gotta do it right....
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so he wasn't even doing it at an office and he didn't have his back against the wall? noob.

everyone knows if you're gonna jerk at work, you gotta do it right....



I know right?! like atleast minimize it sorta or slow down when your spider senses kick in other than that I feel bad for the dude, He got caught by the Foggin big wigs they're probably all still making jokes as they eat thier take out from texas de brazil
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#11
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No, count me out.



Cool no prob?
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#12
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I know right?! like atleast minimize it sorta or slow down when your spider senses kick in other than that I feel bad for the dude, He got caught by the Foggin big wigs they're probably all still making jokes as they eat thier take out from texas de brazil


spider sense decreases when you're spinning a web.. naaamean?
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how did they know? thats a great question I would imagine mabe the porn on his desktop or the constant thumping under his desk


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#14
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spider sense decreases when you're spinning a web.. naaamean?



That was very witty of you sir
Still the guy should have been able to hear a group of people closing in closer to him, mabe it was like the movie grandmas boy were he could not stop because it just felt so good?
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But wtf was he watching?! I heard a story earlier about something similar to someone else and they got suspended either they sucked the bosses D*ck OR he was watching some really REALLY nasty sh*t
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#17
honestly though.. if i were somehow pathetic enough to jerk off at work and i got caught and wasn't fired, i'd probably quit. cos that would be way too awkward to handle.

"hey jim, good morning."
"you too bill" *goes for handshake*
"I don't think so, jim..."
#18
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honestly though.. if i were somehow pathetic enough to jerk off at work and i got caught and wasn't fired, i'd probably quit. cos that would be way too awkward to handle.

"hey jim, good morning."
"you too bill" *goes for handshake*
"I don't think so, jim..."



LMAO I was thinking something similar to that but If I got caught wanking I would look them in the eye and finish then quit
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#19
yeah at that point you might as well get every ounce of satisfaction that you possibly can. maybe finish on a paper towel, throw it at that douchebag you always hated, but make sure to get a bit on your hand and slap him on the face a little bit. not hard, but hard enough to send a message.
#20
So the word is he was watching gang banging videos which 3 of the big wigs were women so that probably solves the case on why he was fired not suspended.

Now the question still remains gang banging of what?!!!]
chimps? horses?women? squids?cats?
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#23
Oh gawd no Ian watkins was not working here.......So far I hear it was a mandingo fest.....
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#24
Big wigs are some boss types yeah? I'm not familiar with fancy english slang.

And three of them were women? How old were they? Were they hot?
How old is the guy?

Who the fuck wanks so publicly? Couldn't he use the bathroom?
#25
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Big wigs are some boss types yeah? I'm not familiar with fancy english slang.

And three of them were women? How old were they? Were they hot?
How old is the guy?

Who the fuck wanks so publicly? Couldn't he use the bathroom?



Fat java the hutt b*tches, and you were right on the money with the big wigs mate, I'd say they're 40ish and from what the sources say he was early 20's, and sometimes when I go to the bathrooms here theres a Foggin cleaning lady in there so mabe thats what happened? He could not go in because the cleaning lady was cleaning and shizzzzzzznet.
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#26
but that makes it even better cos you don't have to clean up your own mess. as you're walking out just go, "oh yeah, there's a sticky wad in there you should probably take care of."