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#1

Whats your preference on milfs, what age do you like them, I think the perfect milf is late 30's/early 40's although i'd make an exception for Nigella Lawson, seriously dem tits, dat food and she's probably gagging for it after being married to a senior citizen who treated her like shit.
#8
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#9
I'm pretty sure Nigella is a line snorter.

Who is that ^?
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#12
Nigella has been snorting da cocaina

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#13
Legit MILFs are pretty cool.
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#14
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Are you talking about the pics from that film where she gets her tits out, I was kinda disappointed although I think she was supposed to look bad for the film.
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Are you talking about the pics from that film where she gets her tits out, I was kinda disappointed although I think she was supposed to look bad for the film.

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#18
^Is that Pam from The Office?

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#19
MILF is kind of a misnomer though.

For most people it refers to women of an age typically older than what you see in pornography, but not necessarily having had children, which is the definition of a mother.

I think OWILF would be more suiting.

Older Women.... ILF
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#21
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Whats your preference on milfs, what age do you like them, I think the perfect milf is late 30's/early 40's although i'd make an exception for Nigella Lawson, seriously dem tits, dat food and she's probably gagging for it after being married to a senior citizen who treated her like shit.

I'd stuff her turkey

when she wasn't busy banging 7 gram rocks
#22
she can do as many lines as she wants as long as it's snorted off my sturdy wang.

right guys?


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#25
Mmmmmmm Jail bait.
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#27
^ Dat right pic



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#29
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Mmmmmmm Jail bait.

lol
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#30
A lot of celebrities that were young and hot when I was young are now milfs. It is weird.
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#32
Having a MILF girlfriend is like having.a mom you can bang, she'll buy you things, cook and clean for you then you get to ****. It's awesome.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#33
in my town we have jailbait milfs, they're pretty rad.
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#34
Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johanson, the Spice girls.
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#36
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Having a MILF girlfriend is like having.a mom you can bang, she'll buy you things, cook and clean for you then you get to ****. It's awesome.

When you put it that way...

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#37
I want to start a grindcore band and call it "Jailbait MILFs"

But seriously, should it be Milves?
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#39
Nothing it's just plural. To quote Baby Cakes:

I say smurves and I say milves because of wolves and of elves.
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