Poll: Poop report
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I'm a night-pooper, I like the quiet setting.
13 12%
Morning-pooper here, I like (technically) being paid to take a dump at work.
19 18%
Oi mate, I poop whenevr want. Fuk tha poolice.
73 68%
I'm a no-pooper. Constipation tells me that ain't nobody got time fo' that
2 2%
Voters: 107.
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#1
Everyyyyybody poooooooops, some times...

Are you a night pooper or a morning pooper?
Tell us why your pooping clock is superior in comparison to others'.
#2
I poop all hours, every hour, on the hour.
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#3
i shit when i please

never




#5
Only when I have to go out....or while on the way to work...
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#9
Quote by Masquirina
This is another poop thread.

Well technically we talk about anything in the Chat Thread.
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#10
I take 10 fiber pills a day and i still dont shit regularly

nigga the poop takes me
pinga
#12
The way I've been eating the past two weeks I've been pooping once in the morning, once in the after noon, and once in the evening. When I'm on a decent diet I only do once in the morning, after my morning coffee. Occasionally late afternoon if I've been drinking coffee all day.
#15
People schedule their shits? No matter how much Jamie Lee Curtis wants me to poop at the same time erryday, I just can't.




I'm so sorry, Jamie.
Last edited by AmalgamOfMeat at Dec 4, 2013,
#16
Nelshizzle poops in tinychat
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#21
Quote by seanlang01
People who don't poop everyday, what on earth are you eating? Jeezuz kriste.

Large amounts of pain killers.
#23
Why was this poll not public?
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
#24
I've pooped a lot today, something messed up my stomach.

It's starting to hurt when I wipe
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#25
Please make this a survey TS.
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#26
I poop whenever, but it's always best at home... mainly because if I'm able to pre-empt the shit, I make sure my trip to the porcelain throne is one of majestic grandeur. Behold:

1) Put heater on in bathroom, approx. 10-15 mins before planned entry.
2) Select appropriate reading material, if you desire. Otherwise, find the music you want to play or even some relaxing rain sounds/waves on the beach etc. on your phone or mp3 player.
3) Go into the bathroom, put on your music, get nude and take your position.
4) Do the business, indulging in whatever pastime you may wish to include (the aforementioned reading)
5) Flush away the evidence, spray a bit of air freshener, then hop in the shower to wash away your sins.
6) After showering, towel-dry before having a shave to keep yourself in check.
7) Leave the bathroom a refreshed, well-groomed man ready to go and take on the world... or relax with a hot drink.


Yes, I really do do this
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#29
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Yes, I really do do this


hahaha he said doodoo
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#30
I shit whenever duty calls
I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME


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#31
Anyone ever shit in a forest?

And if so, did anyone hear it?
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#33
Quote by Nelshizzle
Anyone ever shit in a forest?

And if so, did anyone hear it?

Yes

Yes
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#34
depends entirely on how much coffee i drink. or how much McDonald's aftermath i have from the night before.

Quote by Thrill-house
Large amounts of pain killers.


drink a bottle of prune juice, that'll do the trick.

Quote by Nelshizzle
Anyone ever shit in a forest?

And if so, did anyone hear it?




does a corn field count?
#35
Originally Posted by Nelshizzle
Anyone ever shit in a forest?


My mom's godson told me that one time he took a shit in the woods (his house is next to the woods), and went to play with his brother in said woods. Then his parents called him and he ran back home, stepping on his own shit on the way there
#36
Usually in the mornings, when I'm on a healthy diet. Otherwise it could be anytime.
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#37
Morning poop. Cup of coffe, cigarette, and my body is ready evacuate. That's generally the only mud monkey I release in a day.


I read somewhere that a human must poop six times a day. How?


Quote by Nelshizzle
Anyone ever shit in a forest?


Actually, yes. The first time I ever got stoned. I got seriously f*cked up, started feeling sick, couldn't puke and started getting really paranoid thinking that I would get really ill if what was inside me wouldn't come out. So I went to take a dump to get that stuff out. Don't know what could have possibly been going on in my mind at the time, I can't remember it, my friend told me. Apparently I kept on saying that if I don't crap I will die. I haven't been that fecked up 'cause of smoking since.
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#38
One in the morning, usually about an hour after I wake up. Then once again in the afternoon, usually after I get home from school. Sometimes my body breaks its own schedule and I end needed a shit in the middle of a class.
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#39
Quote by Nelshizzle
Anyone ever shit in a forest?

And if so, did anyone hear it?

I shat atop a mountain once. I felt proud because I had made it a little bit higher.
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.

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#40
I poop after my first coffee, and usually after work I take a nice poop.
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