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#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpaPJI2uSnM

Something about this is honestly pretty fascinating. I mean, are monkeys, or even animals in general, more intelligent than we make them out to be?
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#2
Just imagine when that monkey figures out how to jerk off
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#3
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Just imagine when that monkey figures out how to jerk off


"Human, gimme a hand for sec"
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#4
I don't think this makes them seem more intelligent. They're pretty darned smart anyway.
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#7
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Well, I dunno, there's already one in the White House.

that's a bit racialist, innit?




#9
^I cringed the entire time the orangutan was using that saw, where the hell is health and safety?
#10
And here I was, making fun of elephants being controlled by tiny Asians.


Goddamnit.
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#11
I want someone to dub an angry German voice onto the monkey in the video.

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#14
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You never see a wolf teach a human to crush leaves, do you?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Exactly

Monkeys and primates are so boss.
#15
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that's a bit racialist, innit?

nah, brah. Barry looks like a monkey. Has nothing to do with racism.
#16
I always post these videos when people discuss the intelligence of monkeys because they are so fascinating and eye-opening.


Amazing chimp short-term memory and ability to read japanese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAucwqCa6tU

Capuchin monkeys demonstrating comprehension of fairness/unfairness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KSryJXDpZo

Monkeys demonstrating cooperation and sharing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePgC91kcmN0


It's pretty amazing to think about, really.
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#17
I think many other animals would rip faces and throw feces if they had opposable thumbs. An old hamster of mine would use her mouth to carry crap over to the designated crap corner. I bet she would've preferred to do that by hand if it were possible!

If dolphins had arms and hands they could probably complete the same computer memory games that are administered to chimps. There's a good video somewhere online about this that I CBA to find at the moment.
#21
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I always post these videos when people discuss the intelligence of monkeys because they are so fascinating and eye-opening.


Amazing chimp short-term memory and ability to read japanese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAucwqCa6tU

Capuchin monkeys demonstrating comprehension of fairness/unfairness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KSryJXDpZo

Monkeys demonstrating cooperation and sharing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePgC91kcmN0


It's pretty amazing to think about, really.

looked around a bit and got linked to this:

http://games.lumosity.com/chimp.html

I got 7 right, the monkey's smarter than me by one
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oh shit. who's smarter than a human now bitch
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#25
There just needs to be an official monkey thread.
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#28
My phone won't let me play the game, sadly, but if I lost to a 7-year-old monkey I'd be pissed.
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#29
i'm lying in bed now... first time i moved the computer back, i got 8/10... it was just too close to my face
#32
****ing pedagogues in unions then our society falls to shit.
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#33
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you didn't believe the spoiler description, did you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k


DID YOU?

No ;___;

That monkey has no shame, and those kids sound too innocent to witness such a degrading act
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#34
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There just needs to be an official monkey thread.

#MonkeyMasterRace
#35
Someone make a thread about animals and their intelligence and go from there to cover it all.
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#39
What's so special about crushing a leaf in your hand? These animals have survived in the wild for thousands of years that's the least impressive thing they've accomplished.
#40
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What's so special about crushing a leaf in your hand? These animals have survived in the wild for thousands of years that's the least impressive thing they've accomplished.


I bet this video isn't even real, probably a hoax involving one of those students from Sandy Hook the mainstream media like to report as dead dressed up in a monkey costume.
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