#4
I dunno. Why don't you like...try it?
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#5
It would get shocked because reptilian skin is extra sensitive to static electricity
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#7
well, IIRC chameleons change color to reflect mood, not for camouflage.

in any case, if you put a chameleon on tv it would probably compete with a certain gecko, selling insurance
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#8
it would fall off then the tv would fall on top of it and it would die so don't do unless you want to be known as a chameleon murderer
#13
it would get scared and cold, and therefore go black or grey.

I had a veiled chameleon when I was younger. fascinating thing.

the way a chameleon changes colour is similar to how a person blushes. its a completely non-voluntary response. a happy chameleon is bright green, and depending on the species, blue stripes and spots. A very pissed off unhappy chameleon is black/grey. A sick chameleon is brown or yellow.
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#19
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I think it means they're gay, or at least flamboyant as all get out.
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#21
What are we comparing? Shittiness, general insanity or how much we enjoyed the thread?
#22
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What are we comparing? Shittiness, general insanity or how much we enjoyed the thread?

whatever you want does this thread look like it has direction
#23
one time, i pooped in a cinder block. i filled up one side and had to move to the other.

o_0
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#25
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What are we comparing? Shittiness, general insanity or how much we enjoyed the thread?


this little chameleon is having troubles blending in
#26
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whatever you want does this thread look like it has direction


I think peppers has you beat on all three counts. Sorry thrash, his threads are shittier, more insane and I enjoy reading them more because he gets more ridiculous over time.

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this little chameleon is having troubles blending in


wut
#27
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one time, i pooped in a cinder block. i filled up one side and had to move to the other.

o_0

One time I pooped and as I was wiping, could feel a weird little lump just outside of my anus. Sort of felt like a massive blister. Was weird, but then it was gone the next day.

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#29
I wish I could close this after the first post. Which is the best thing ever said on this site.
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#30
it would be like in the martian chronicles when there was that one martian that turned into all of the dead relatives but then there were too many people and so it tried to turn into all of their relatives and it exploded
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#32
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You put a chameleon on a tv screen?



It would probably make its way to something it can actually blend into or under a lamp
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#33
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What happens if it's green, blue, orange, grey, red and white?




I guess that's the colour they go when they're caught trying to sneak out by Mrs Chameleon
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#35
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Is Thrash trying to say that he's a better shit thread maker?

my threads may be shit, sure. but at least they aren't offensive (unless you are a chameleon).