Compression Fracture of the T12 Vertebra, 5 stitches to the eye, 6 stitches to the chin, severely sprained Back, wrist and hand. multiple bruised areas.

Lucky he he didn't die!
christ that was tense.
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Stay classy, pit.
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that was good
and i feel bad
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I read a comment that said it was the fact he didn't grab the handles quick enough and steer himself away from the cliff.
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What was the issue? Wind ? Defective 'chutes (that's parachutes for you guys not in the know)?

Why base jumping is such a horrible idea.
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At least his 'chute opened and he made it to ground in 1 piece..
I have a feeling he missed the yellow bulls-eye, mission failed.
I think a noob base jumper, should have grabbed the rear risers faster, not bothered with the toggles, probably would have been able to steer away faster