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From life experience.

I've never met a Mike that didn't do marijuana.
All Shanes are pains in the butt.
Most Steves are ******ed.
Most Chris's have some weird socially unacceptable trait.
I'm probably going to marry a Sarah or Anna
Most Stephanies are bitches.
All Jessicas are loud and obnoxious.
All Lindsays, Elizabeths, or any variation are weird.
All Phils are either hype as shit or chill as shit. There's no middle.
All Jesse's are sensitive.
All hyphenated named chicks are stuck on themselves.
All Jakes are cool.
All Kevin's are on some type of hidden zen agenda.

Aristotle bitches.
#2
Quote by Jako215

All Shanes are pains in the butt.

yes
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#4
Quote by soundgarden1986
Every CJ I've met has been a total knob
u wut
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#5
Jakes are up their own arses.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Quote by Jako215
I've never met a Mike that didn't do marijuana.


Quote by Jako215
Mike that didn't do marijuana.


Quote by Jako215
didn't do marijuana.


Quote by Jako215
do marijuana.


Are you a 47 year old WASPy guy with a t-shirt tucked into his jeans, a cell phone holster, and new balance sneakers?

Because all Jakes are 47 year old WASPy guys with a t-shirt tucked into their jeans, a cell phone holster, and new balance sneakers.
#9
I'm...cool?
Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#12
Quote by captainsnazz
all progdudes are fassa


all people named Alex are incapable of satisfying women
#13
Quote by Jako215

All Jesse's are sensitive.


all of them are either complete pussies or complete douches.

not just sensitive.
ayy lmao
#15
Quote by progdude93
Are you a 47 year old WASPy guy with a t-shirt tucked into his jeans, a cell phone holster, and new balance sneakers?

Because all Jakes are 47 year old WASPy guys with a t-shirt tucked into their jeans, a cell phone holster, and new balance sneakers.


It depends. Are you willing to admit that you know jackshit about football and have terrible taste in everything. If so then yes. I am a WASPy guy with t-shirt tucked into my jeans, a cell phone holster(obviously holding a Motorola Razor), and new balance sneakers. If not then we are at an impasse.
#16
Quote by Jako215
It depends. Are you willing to admit that you know jackshit about football and have terrible taste in everything. If so then yes. I am a WASPy guy with t-shirt tucked into my jeans, a cell phone holster(obviously holding a Motorola Razor), and new balance sneakers. If not then we are at an impasse.




considering you're an Eagles fan AND you hated Foles when I was saying you should start him and trade Vick months ago, I don't think you're in a position to talk about knowing jackshit about football
#17
no one ever has my name. it's depressing.

all female ashleys are tempting but ultimately not best for me.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#19
Quote by progdude93


considering you're an Eagles fan AND you hated Foles when I was saying you should start him and trade Vick months ago, I don't think you're in a position to talk about knowing jackshit about football


I think you missed my preseason rant about starting Foles over Vick. I think you also missed my rant last season about Foles being the starter of the future.

I guess your the WASPy mother fer now, whatever that means.

Quote by -Mantra-
I've never thought about generalising names.

How do you even come up with that?!


Averages.
#20
OP is nearly 100% accurate, that was almost spooky.

All Jessicas are hot
All Melissas have some kind of hidden mental issue
All Nicks are overly confrontational
All Todds and Trevors are weak ass pussies who aint about shit.
All Carolines have great asses
All Victorias will cheat on their boyfriends. end of story. seen it happen three times now, and personally experienced it once.
#21
White trash names:
Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, Becky
Nerdo-sez-bo wrote:

Bon Jovi can just **** off really.

Life is one big question when your starin at the clock
And the answers always waiting at the liquor store, 40 oz to Freedom
#22
every Jessica i have ever known has been a slut or a total bitch. sometimes both.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#23
Quote by Jako215
I think you missed my preseason rant about starting Foles over Vick. I think you also missed my rant last season about Foles being the starter of the future.


That's cos Eagles fans are fickle ****s.
#24
Quote by Lt. Shinysides

All Nicks are overly confrontational


My old roommate Nick was a passive aggressive sack of shit.
#25
Quote by progdude93
My old roommate Nick was a passive aggressive sack of shit.


trust me, you'll never find a nick that doesn't like a good argument. My middle name is Nicholas, and even as a middle name it kinda rubs off on me.
#27
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
trust me, you'll never find a nick that doesn't like a good argument. My middle name is Nicholas, and even as a middle name it kinda rubs off on me.

My best friend's name is Nick and he's like the most chill person ever

#mythbusted
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#28
Quote by LynchMobster
White trash names:
Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, Becky

Ted was an awful movie and you should feel awful for quoting it.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#30
Quote by Skynyrd890
Ted was an awful movie and you should feel awful for quoting it.

it was like all the terrible episodes of Family Guy took a shit and that was Ted.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#31
Quote by Harvey Swick
it was like all the terrible episodes of Family Guy took a shit and that was Ted.

For real, I had high hopes for Ted... I thought "okay, Seth is a pretty funny guy when he puts effort into things, and with a movie budget, he should be able to make a good movie!"


Nope... Just a Family Guy reunion episode. It really was terrible. We left in the middle of it.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#32
Quote by progdude93
all people named Alex are incapable of satisfying women


You take that back!!
#33
Quote by whywefight
All Brooke's are fat


I just noticed your avatar/title

... not cool, man. not cool. P Dubber was too beautiful for this world.
#34
Quote by WCPhils
My best friend's name is Nick and he's like the most chill person ever

#mythbusted



Same here. Although, I do also know some jackass Nicks. So I don't know.
#35
Quote by whywefight
All Brooke's are fat


tru

all evans are cocksuckers
girls with weird names are the coolest
all guys named buddy look the same
there's never been a good nathan
you're a stone fox
#36
Tylers are usually cool, but something is wrong with them that you wouldn't want to be good friends with them.
#37
guys with names like Adolph are generally uncool.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#39
Quote by chev311e
Tylers are usually cool, but something is wrong with them that you wouldn't want to be good friends with them.

Holy shit.... you... you're right.

All three Tylers I know are that way.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
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Quote by chev311e
Tylers are usually cool, but something is wrong with them that you wouldn't want to be good friends with them.




yup, thats pretty spot on from what ive seen
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