#1
why wont they shut up
theyre so ****ed up
they treat me like a tool
they take me for a fool




#3
my parents dont understand me.
i was listening to marilyn manson yesterday
my dad said he liked that rock
i was like wtf dad you imbecile? you dont understand the true meaning of HEAVY METAL!!
#5
i'm a boy and not a toy
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#6
Mom and dad they quite don't understand it
All the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls want to pierce their nose?
And walk around in torn pantyhose, Oh yeah!

I like the ones who say they listen to the punk rock
I like the kids who fought against how they were brought up
They hate the trends and think its fucked to care
It's cool when they piss people off with what they wear, Oh yeah!

So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in!

Hate the jocks, the preps, the hippy- fuckin-scumbags
Heavy metalers with their awful pussy hair bands
Counting seconds until we can get away
Ditching school almost every single day, Oh yeah!

So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in!

So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#8
#fukoffmum
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#10
little do they know that one day ill explode




#11
I hate my dumb shitass parents, last year they bought me a 2nd hand BMW for my birthday. What. The .Fuck. What the actual everloving fuck. I'm not going to ride around in some second hand shitmachine. I'm not some thrift store cunt. Fucking dicks.
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And you are a piss poor troll.

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Can someone explain to me wtf this guy is on about

#14
Quote by ehbacon
my parents are awesome. They bought me my first guitar and payed for lessons, and really have done a great job of not screwing me up that much.

The bastards! Why didn't they learn the guitar and teach you themselves?

I'll tell you why, because they're both selfish, heartless cunts, that's why.
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Your sig has never been more true.
And you are a piss poor troll.

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Can someone explain to me wtf this guy is on about

#16
Quote by ehbacon
my parents are awesome. They bought me my first guitar and payed for lessons, and really have done a great job of not screwing me up that much.

theyre clearly living vicariously through their son

you should get out while you still have a chance




#17
Quote by Robfreitag
mine spent years cleaning up my shit and wiping my ass, they can't be that bad.

Unless they ate your shit and told you it tasted like caviar they're terrible human beings.
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Your sig has never been more true.
And you are a piss poor troll.

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Can someone explain to me wtf this guy is on about

#18
I was in my room, and I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there
She called my name and I didn't hear her, then she started screaming, "Mike! Mike!"
And I go, "What? What's the matter?"
She goes, "What's the matter with you?"
I go, "There's nothing wrong mom"
She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!"
I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a pepsi?"
She goes, "NO! You're on drugs!"
I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking"
And she goes, "NO! You're not thinking you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!"
I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want's a Pepsi"
And she wouldn't give it to me, all I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi!

I'm sitting in my room, and my mom and my dad came in, they pulled up a chair and they sat down
They go, "Mike, we need to talk to you"
And I go, "Okay, what's the matter?"
They go, "Me and your mom, we've been noticing lately you've been having a lot of problems, and you've been going off for no reason, and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody, and we're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself, so we decided that it would be in your best interest, if we put you in a place where you could get the help that you need"
And I go, "Wait! What are you talking about? WE decided?! MY best interest?! How do YOU know what MY best interest is? How can YOU say what MY best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'M crazy?! When I went to YOUR schools, I went to YOUR churches, I went to YOUR institutional learning facilities! So how can you say I'm crazy?!
i don't know why i feel so dry