Poll: What should i do pit?
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View poll results: What should i do pit?
Take off your sock you tosser and face the situation
37 88%
don't take it off you wanker
10 24%
cover it in the magical liquid from starbucks and pray for a potion of healing
10 24%
Instagram that shat!:D (flings scarf over shoulder)
17 40%
Voters: 42.
#1
Just smashed my socked foot into a 2x4. it hurts pretty bad and im scared to take my sock off and see the damage advice please!
#5
I built a deck out of your 2x4.
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#6
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#7
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why did you go and do that

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#10
Just take it off, you'd know if there was bleeding.
so it can't be that bad, you're going to see some swelling and a black/blue toe

I would suggest you find out if it's broken by how much you can move it, if you feel a very sharp pain, It's likely that you've atleast fractured it, but not 100%.

Go see a doctor mate. Because I'm sure not one, and neither is anyone else here(unless jay walks up in the thread like the terminator)
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#15
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Just take it off, you'd know if there was bleeding.
so it can't be that bad, you're going to see some swelling and a black/blue toe

I would suggest you find out if it's broken by how much you can move it, if you feel a very sharp pain, It's likely that you've atleast fractured it, but not 100%.

Go see a doctor mate. Because I'm sure not one, and neither is anyone else here(unless jay walks up in the thread like the terminator)

I'm wearing santa socks there red and white and red where i hit it its completely concealed
#16
I'd take it off. Though, do it carefully because it hurts like hell when you do that stuff. And then, if it looks horrible, go see a doctor. Don't forget to soak it in a tub of salt water.
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#17
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I'd take it off. Though, do it carefully because it hurts like hell when you do that stuff. And then, if it looks horrible, go see a doctor. Don't forget to soak it in a tub of salt water.

I'm taking it off as i type o my Gsix ok guys no biggie i just skinned the top off a little what a relief i was thinking i ripped it or something
#18
idk guy, sounds terminal
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#19
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I'm taking it off as i type o my Gsix ok guys no biggie i just skinned the top off a little what a relief i was thinking i ripped it or something

Well, that's good. Go wash it with soap and salt water, just to kill any chances of infection.
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#20
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Well, that's good. Go wash it with soap and salt water, just to kill any chances of infection.

thanks man! <3
#21
he's trolling. soap is known to be very unsanitary. it's a breeding ground for bacteria.

saliva has antibacterial properties, so spit on your foot a bunch of times and walk it off
#22
I remember I hit my foot into smth once. Hurt really bad and I could feel my toenail being a bit loose when I touched it and there was some blood on my toe. A day or so later I scratched my foot with the toe and the nail came clean off. So I was like "Wtf" and then I went on with my day.
#24
put your foot in liquid salt. Works like a charm
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put your foot in liquid salt. Works like a charm

Liquid salt? What the **** is liquid salt?
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Liquid salt? What the **** is liquid salt?


Salt melted in warm water.
#30
Wuss, all this over a 2x4? What happens when your finger gets slammed by a car door do you call fema?
#31
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Salt melted in warm water.

Wouldn't that rather be salty water?
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#32
How in the hell does a motherf*cker smash his feet into a multiplication problem?
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#33
It's a measurement. Thickness of wood, 2 inches by 4 inches.
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