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#1
So I was at a birthday dinner for a friend of a friend (well, girlfriend of a friend), and afterward one of the gay guys in my extended group of friends came up and told me that another gay friend thought I was hot. Then those two and a third gay guy kinda had a short discussion about me being hot. I just laughed and said "Well thanks, haha." Another gay friend of mine was also there who tells me like every day that he thinks I should be a gay porn star (he's ridiculous and talks about things like that in public all the time).

Since I'm a straight guy I always just take the compliment and laugh, but how do you guys react when someone who's gender does not match your sexual preference hits on you?
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#2
So at a single dinner party, there are four gay guys involved?
And you think they were out of place?
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#3
I pretty much respond the same way I do when an ugly girl hits on me.

"Wow, you're really attractive."

"Old news to me, but thanks."

Then walk away.
#4
Just have sex with one, then laugh at him for having sex with a straight man, thus breaking his heart.
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#5
I'm not saying they were out of place, its just funny to be hit on by them, because they know I'm straight. But yeah, my circle of friends does have sort of an unusual percentage of gay people. I also go to a school that is 3/4 guys, so it kinda throws off the balance. And there were like 20 people at this dinner, it wasn't like 7 people, 4 of which were gay.

Also its odd that of the 5 people at this school who I know think I'm attractive, 4 of them are guys. I'm mean at least someone does, but maybe I'm not quite doing things right, haha.
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I pretty much respond the same way I do when an ugly girl hits on me.

"Wow, you're really attractive."

"Old news to me, but thanks."

Then walk away.


And then you wake up.
#10
Here's to being just attractive enough that you're confident but never approached by the non-preferential sex. My roommate constantly has gay men approaching him though.
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#11
This brings back unpleasantly awkward memories...
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#13
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Happens to me a lot, but it's usually just cos they think I'm a girl


So you get hit on by straight guys? Thats a whole different level, haha.
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#14
I got grinded on by a 7 foot fat gay guy in a club.
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And then you wake up.

Homie, just because you're ugly doesn't mean we all are.
#16
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I got grinded on by a 7 foot fat gay guy in a club.


You mean he was 7 foot tall and fat, or 7 feet wide? Either way, sounds like quite an experience.
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#17
Yeah this girl I've seen around a lot seems to have a thing for me. I am oblivious to anyone flirting with me (unless they are super direct about it) regardless of gender so I didn't realize until after a month of her asking me to come outside and smoke with her. I thought she just wanted to be my friend. I found out because she has a radio show and on her show someone called in to complain about their love life and then she started complaining about a situation that sounded extremely similar to something I was part of

Luckily she figured out I was straight after that so I didn't have to do anything and now we are actually friends. She's hot though I might have done something if I was so inclined

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#18
There is no such thing as the 'wrong gender'. That's the patriarchy talking.
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I know that feel. It's always because of the hair, isn't it?
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#20
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There is no such thing as the 'wrong gender'. That's the patriarchy talking.

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#21
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Homie, just because you're ugly doesn't mean we all are.


I didn't say you were ugly (I mean, I have no idea what you look like, so that would be a ridiculous thing for me to say), but the way your mind immediately went there makes me wonder....
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There is no such thing as the 'wrong gender'. That's the patriarchy talking.


So we're really all bisexual, we just think we aren't because of our bias from how we were raised?
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I didn't say you were ugly (I mean, I have no idea what you look like, so that would be a ridiculous thing for me to say), but the way your mind immediately went there makes me wonder....

It's all good. Lot's of people wonder about me. Don't stay up all night though. I know it's tempting.
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#27
At first it was awk, but I just say thanks.
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#28
Doesn't happen to me. Maybe they're trying to get you to come out, homo.

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#30
A guy I work with is gay and I talk to him and have fun with him like I'd do with anyone else. When we were at that christmas party for work, he was wondering why I wasn't dancing (it was at a dance club and I hate clubs...) and he told me I was a good looking guy and that I could get some chicks if I was willing to dance and have fun, like he was really encouraging me but you know, I really hate clubs. When we were talking about a girl I know he told me he knew how girls work because he talks to them a lot about guys and all that (that kinda bothered me cause he was acting like he knew everything about girls) so I really take it as a compliment when he tells me I could get some chicks if I really wanted to. Maybe he's talked to them and he heard good things about me Gay dudes are funny people
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He was making a feminist joke about how there's no "wrong" gender.


Yeah, I was aware he was joking. Although it sorta doesn't make sense at the same time, which I guess is the point.

Yeah, the interaction between gay guys and girls can be interesting. Especially if the gay guy is secretly bi but won't admit it. I have a friend who always makes out with like 5 chicks at the same time when he gets drunk, but claims he's strictly gay. He always trys to feel girls up and stuff.
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#34
In the military, there was this long time medic trooper who I wasn't really friends with but thought was alright. He came up to me and asked if I wanted to go for a late night drive in the mobile belt wagon (it's a really solid vehicle that can go everywhere and requires a special license). I said sure, sounds cool. It was a really cold winter day and tons of snow. He showed me all these really cool places, some of which were off limits, and pretty much just showed off driving skills. He didn't really say much though and acted kind of weird. I found it kind of strange and random but didn't think much of it and nothing really happened.
Few weeks later, someone told me he was gay, which surprised me as he didn't seem like that at all and suddenly I realized I had been on a gay date without knowing it.

While living in Asia, I'd get hit on by gay guys on a daily basis. I thought it was cool, the gays there are very obvious, act very girly and they're hilarious. It's fine as long as they're not persistent and just kinda joke with it. When they ask to come home with me and "party together" or even real direct stuff like "I just want to suck you off, no strings attached" it becomes a bit too much and I'd feel quite offended. But it's still no big deal as long as girls do the same. No one's ever thought I was gay and the gays don't either but they like to try
#35
once, but she was wheezing and panting a lot so i wasn't sure if that's what she meant. also, she unknowingly spit on my face a few times but i didn't mention it and just politely declined.
#36
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^get him to be your wingman. gay dudes are even better wingmen than chicks.

I'll probably ask him if he knows something. I mean, I could strap him to a chair and really ask him what he knows, but he might just like it so yeah no...


^ how the hell can you spit on someone's face without realizing it?
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#37
I'm really bad at picking up on whether I'm being hit on or not. I just assume people are being friendly or nice. When I find out that a really good looking girl was hitting on me a few days later... asghsdofghbvgb

Hell, I'm really bad at knowing if someone is gay or not. If someone is really flamboyant, I just assume that they're... really flamboyant. Or camp. I think I'm slow
#38
Have sex with them, obviously.

I'm not gay or anything but if somebody thinks you're hot, you gotta go for it
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#40
I haven't had a gay guy hit on me because I don't really know any poofters but I'd definitely be flattered if they did. I've only ever had maybe two girls in my life outright say I'm attractive though but meh, I never realise when a girl is hitting on me until a day or two later.
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