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RULE: If you're a guitar player, and you happen to be at a party at someone else's house and you see that they have a guitar, DO NOT pick up the guitar like a douchebag and start playing it to show off to other people that you can "play". Nobody gives a f*ck, and you look like an idiot. And if you start singing while playing, tell your friends to put a shotgun in your mouth ASAP.
#4
I agree. Attention seeking *****s.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#6
Did you pick up a guitar at a party and everyone laughed at you because you suck? Sucks, TS.
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#7
I respectfully disagree.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
Quote by soundgarden1986
more preferable than looking like the total twat you are

Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#10
FACT: TS is the cool guy at the party.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#11
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Sure, but you'll look like an idiot.


making this thread makes you look like an idiot
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#12
Quote by soundgarden1986
more preferable than looking like the total twat you are


So I take it you rocked the solo to Stairway on Saturday?
#14
No I will pick up the guitar and get laid playing wonderwall

Thats what you do at parties.
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#15
Quote by soundgarden1986
no i dont play guitar at parties


Because you spend your Saturday nights at home alone practicing scales.
#16
I do it because some other fggt always does, and can only play some open chord sing songy bullshit, so I bust out some of my classical guitar work to show him that I'm better than him.
#17
I was at a party with lots of people once, and I stated playing guitar and everyone found it enjoyable.

I don't see anything wrong with that.
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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Dec 9, 2013,
#18
Do I detect a hint of jealousy?

Sounds like someone better than you took the stage and now you're bitter.
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#19
I would think the #1 thing a guitarist should never do was complain about other people playing your guitar momentarily when in the end your still going to have it there.
Whats goes around must come down
#20
TS is just a bad guitarist. That's why he gets that response. Nor does he go to parties
Last edited by Malchius at Dec 9, 2013,
#22
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
I was at a party with lots of people once, and I stated playing guitar and everyone found it enjoyable.

I don't see anything wrong with that.


They were being nice.
#23
Quote by Barricade_28
RULE: If you're a guitar player, and you happen to be at a party at someone else's house and you see that they have a guitar, DO NOT pick up the guitar like a douchebag and start playing it to show off to other people that you can "play". Nobody gives a f*ck, and you look like an idiot. And if you start singing while playing, tell your friends to put a shotgun in your mouth ASAP.


So sorry that you can neither play nor sing...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#24
Quote by macashmack
I do it because some other fggt always does, and can only play some open chord sing songy bullshit, so I bust out some of my classical guitar work to show him that I'm better than him.


This can be a very tempting thing to do, but don't stoop to his/her level of douchebaggery.
#25
Quote by Barricade_28
They were being nice.

Yes
people generally are
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#26
I saw a guitar get thrown into a bonfire once. It was hysterical
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#27
Quote by Barricade_28
They were being nice.

I hate my life, I hate myself, and worst of all, I hate it when other people have fun.

-TS
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#30
Usually if I'm in a room with a couple guys playing PS3/Xbox, and they have a guitar, I'll play it just cause it beats watching them play. Also a little practice wouldn't hurt.
#31
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Was it Will being a real instrument Nazi?

it was pretty similar
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#32
If I play guitar in a large group of people then I tend to go where people won't hear me or play softly. I'm not a good guitarist but I enjoy playing anyway.
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#34
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#35
Another rule broken.
Well into the thousands by now.
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#37
You're wrong TS, you should always try to prove to other people how you are better then them.

Right?
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#38
Because his chin gets in the fucking way.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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#39
Quote by shelovemyguitar
You're wrong TS, you should always try to prove to other people how you are better then them.

Right?


Except when you aren't. That's the moment you start saying 'I'm not going to play guitar at a party, it's a douche move. I can, like, totes play, but I'm not a douche. In fact, I'm going to prove how good I am at playing guitar that i'm going to post on a forum that you shouldn't play guitar at a party.'

That sounds familiar for some reason.
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