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Listen, sex doesnt matter to me. I dont care about sex. You know whats better than sex? using your mind.. then sex will come to you. I have mastered science at a very young age. Likely due to my atheism. When I was 7 my dad brought me to church and I said "dad this is stupid and fake" I was a natural born atheist. I didnt need ultimate-guitar to convince me. I'm smarter than everyone on this site. I learned that science is more important. I take college level science classes and im only 13. I am basically a genius for my age group. Because of my many sciences I have met many college girls while taking classes. They are impressed by my knowledge and usually take me to college parties. I dont drink so I usually go hangout and read a book. This one time a girl brought me up to a room to show me her bed or something? and we ended up having sex. I felt her vagina in all. So a movie to describe my sex life? The Conjuring. because I conjure up pussy all day long.
Last edited by genghisgandhi at Dec 11, 2013,
#2
Oh shut up.
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#5
had a little bit of a laugh inside till i saw this



then i chuckled irl
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When they're down is the safest time.

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Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#7
superbad
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#11
Seven Pounds

the amount of pussy I eat in a week
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Isis is amazing
#12
Great Expectations
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#25
12 Angry Men

There Will Be Blood

The Great Dictator

The Lion King

Snatch

I mean these jokes kinda work with anything
#31
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Nah yours is more like Pacific Rim


I think Mr Tucker's sex life is more Alone in the Dark.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#32
Amateur Sluts IV: Drunk Co-eds
If you want to shine like the sun first you must burn like it.
#33
Quote by genghisgandhi
Listen, sex doesnt matter to me. I dont care about sex. You know whats better than sex? using your mind.. then sex will come to you. I have mastered science at a very young age. Likely due to my atheism. When I was 7 my dad brought me to church and I said "dad this is stupid and fake" I was a natural born atheist. I didnt need ultimate-guitar to convince me. I'm smarter than everyone on this site. I learned that science is more important. I take college level science classes and im only 13. I am basically a genius for my age group. Because of my many sciences I have met many college girls while taking classes. They are impressed by my knowledge and usually take me to college parties.
Is this you? Kid, if I see you at the frat party I'm gonna mop the floor with your face.


MARK MY WORDS KID
#35
Hard Candy?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#36
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#37
I forgot.

Fists of Fury.
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#38
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I think Mr Tucker's sex life is more Alone in the Dark.

I feel like The Human Centipede is more appropriate
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
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