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#1
I own a small army of platypi who all have the ability to throw tea parties.

I can levitate at will and I can hypnotise certain types of volcanic rocks.

Yep, my name is Sir Bastièn the II and i'm damned amazing. What about you?
#3
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#7
I am Spartacus.

Or Spasticus Autisticus.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
Burgery, that wasn't even remotely interesting. In fact it was barely readable...what were you thinking? Please becone interesting and try again, for god's sake man
#9
Quote by Burgery
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m


you're the poster child for why drugs are bad

and i love you
ayy lmao
#10
I invented a new type of masturbation
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#11
Quote by Basti95
Burgery, that wasn't even remotely interesting. In fact it was barely readable...what were you thinking? Please becone interesting and try again, for god's sake man


What he meant was

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.
Doom!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours,
The Penguin of Doom.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
Quote by eGraham
I invented a new type of masturbation

I did that once, but they rejected the patent application on the grounds that "i'd just discovered sex"

whatever the hell that is
#14
I'm the guy from The Office (An American Workplace)
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#15
Quote by LostLegion
I feel as this has all been posted before.

Holy shit you're a little kid!
#16
Quote by Trowzaa
What he meant was

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.
Doom!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours,
The Penguin of Doom.


ayy lmao
#17
Quote by LostLegion
I feel as this has all been posted before.

I'm sorry, I do tend to travel through time and it gets awfully confusing
#18
Quote by Basti95
I did that once, but they rejected the patent application on the grounds that "i'd just discovered sex"

whatever the hell that is

I really did though.

You make a fist and then make a motion like you're punching yourself in the dick, but your erect penis is actually between two of your fingers.

If someone walks in on you and asks what you're doing, you can tell them you're just punching your dick. Much less awkward than having to say "masturbating"
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#20
Yeah, that's not what Her Majesty had in mind. I don't suppose I should mention that.
#22
I can make a perfect ball out of play-doh. What can you do, b1tch?
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#24
Quote by eGraham
I invented a new type of masturbation

teach me


your description wasn't enough
#25
Quote by k.lainad
I can make a perfect ball out of play-doh. What can you do, b1tch?

Hire someone to smoosh it.

I can already hear you complaining Gerald. Honestly, ball smooshing is a promotion for you.
#26
Quote by ichiefG13
Im a christmas poo


i hate you, you always get in the way of opening presents
Quote by archerygenious
Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

Like melodic, black, death, symphonic, and/or avant-garde metal? Want to collaborate? Message me!
#27
I have the given name of a germanic emperor which is fitting because the cats have made me their king.

I also have a near superhuman ability to make people feel uncomfortable.
DISCLAIMER: There's a very good chance that i have no idea what i'm talking about.

Quote by CodeMonk
Your sig has never been more true.
And you are a piss poor troll.

Quote by phayzze
Can someone explain to me wtf this guy is on about

#28
I play guitar lolol
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#29
I for one welcome our new penguin overlord.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#30
Quote by vIsIbleNoIsE
i hate you, you always get in the way of opening presents



I love you too holmes
Whats goes around must come down
#31
Did you hear that? That thunderous CRACK in the earth? Of course you didn't, you heard nothing. Or rather, you heard the sound of me rescuing humanity.

Again.

Quote by ichiefG13
Im a christmas poo

That's mister Hankie (Hanky?) and not your own creation at all *tut tut*
#32
Quote by Basti95
Did you hear that? That thunderous CRACK in the earth? Of course you didn't, you heard nothing. Or rather, you heard the sound of me rescuing humanity.

Again.


That's mister Hankie (Hanky?) and not your own creation at all *tut tut*



He is my creation, every day atleast 3-4 times through out, and comes more to life as it gets closer to xmas
Whats goes around must come down
#33
Some Eurasian shamanic tribes rebuild the skeleton of the sacrificed animal in anatomic precision to assure the reincarnation of the animal.

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#35
I built an army of army ants from the ground up. Long story short, I now have to get breast implants for my stuffed porcupine.
#36
I'm a part time duck enthusiast and I perform this at childrens parties:

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edit: Why won't that animate
MY METALZ YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Quote by angusfan16
Okay UG where's my refund and free xbox. I need It for my 80 yr old grandma. She needs a new flower pot
Last edited by leony03 at Dec 11, 2013,
#38
My clitoris looks like Ernest Hemingway
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#39
I'm gonna need proof of such a bold statment
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#40
You can find him in my PMs
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

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