Poll: door opened or close when you poop?
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View poll results: door opened or close when you poop?
door opened (right answer)
13 16%
door closed (wrong answer)
61 74%
I am a girl and therefore do not poop.
8 10%
Voters: 82.
#1
Time for another one of the pit's favorite kind of threads. I just came home from doing my last exam and I needed to take a colossal shit so I sit down and let it plop and I realized that every time im home alone I always have the door open when I shit.


its actually really soothing and theraputic having a quiet house all to yourself and all you hear is little plop sounds and suddenly WOOSH the final log comes out. SO I ASK TO YOU PIT, when you shit, do you close the door or do you prefer keeping it open like fine gentlemen?
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#3
I live by myself and the thought of ever shitting with the door open weirds me out.
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#4
Even if I'm alone I rarely shit with the door open
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The only time I close the door is when I'm alone.

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#10
No way. I need the security of a closed door.
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#11
Closed. I don't need my ****ing pets coming to beg me for food while I'm squeezing out a stink loaf.
#12
Open, especially at work. I like to remind everyone I'm being paid to have a banging shit.
#13
You people who poop with the door open think you're all about "ahh freedom" but in reality you just live by yourself and there's no chance anyone is coming over. Enjoy your loneliness open door poopers.
#14
If I'm absolutely certain nobody would be around (if everyone's away on holiday on something) I do. As someone else said, showering with the door open is even better.

I wee with the door open a lot though. I live dangerously.
#15
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You people who poop with the door open think you're all about "ahh freedom" but in reality you just live by yourself and there's no chance anyone is coming over. Enjoy your loneliness open door poopers.


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#16
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I don't have a door


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#17
I poop with the door open only when I'm watching something on the tv. The way my apartment is situated the tv is clearly visible from the toilet if the door is open. I do it whether there are other people or not.
#20
the **** is this?!
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#21
I only wear underwear if I'm going to the opera
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
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and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
what if a burglar comes in and just stops at the door, pointing and laughing?
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#24
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I probably need to take a shit or something.
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#26
I don't like my shit in the air that isn't the bathroom you disgusting fools.
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#27
Closed. I live in a small apartment and the smell could get out. I shower with a slight crack in the door though. I take hot showers and it helps not make my bathroom into a sauna.
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#28
Open if i'm home alone, closed if there's more people there.


I want to see one of you brave enough to poop in a public stall with the door open.
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#30
Haven't got a toilet.
If I need to go, I'll just sit on my bucket and put my paper bag over my head so nobody can see me. That way I don't need to think about doors.
#31
Depends on whether I'm alone or not. Someone else at home ? Door closed. Home alone ? Door wide open.
#32
Its just the wife and I and the bathroom door isn't never closed unless someone is over. I often use the door as a coat rack due to its location.
#33
too many weirdos pooping with closed doors. what are you hiding? everybody poops

also, open door helps with the circulation. its a nicer pooping environment
pinga
#34
You should just try to reach 1000 poop-related threads as a challenge. I guess the prostate makes it like some kind of birthday party.
#35
When nobody is home, I just poop in my pants. Anyone who doesn't do that when they're home alone is way too paranoid.
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#37
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