After years of searching and calculating, I have at last discovered the mathematical formula for how "good" a song is.

H X T = Q

Whereas T is time in seconds, Q is quality, and H is number of hurdy-gurdies. You'll notice that if H = 0 then Q also = 0. The formula is flawless.

Plug your favorite songs in and see how they really stack up.
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I keep getting a Q=0 guess my musics shit
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Last edited by dudester410 at Dec 13, 2013,
I can't trust any formula that doesn't use an asterisk to represent multiplication
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I can't trust any formula that doesn't use an asterisk to represent multiplication

this. I thought that was an X

so unprofessional
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I agree with this formula.
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How are you so fucking awesome at music?

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this. I thought that was an X

so unprofessional

Listen up, bitch. The actual symbol is · not *

Better luck next time.
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But what happens if you dived quality by zazz?
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Here's the real formula:

4w+Σ-eʳ

key:
w - number of wobs
b - banger function
d - a vector of all drops
r - number of real instruments used

hmu if u agre
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Here's the real formula:

4w+Σ-eʳ

key:
w - number of wobs
b - banger function
d - a vector of all drops
r - number of real instruments used

hmu if u agre

this is the only post in this thread that can math and can music

Last edited by MinterMan22 at Dec 14, 2013,
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Listen up, bitch. The actual symbol is · not *

Better luck next time.

Then use the actual symbol, you lazy person!

Anyway, I would agree with said formula, if it used the actual symbol, that is.
The only real formula (more of a test really) is if people vomit or commit Hari Kari when listening, your song sucks.

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