Page 1 of 2
#1
So my friend on facebook was talking about an article in the paper in hong kong claiming that pollution is good for you, so I had to find it for myself and it's brilliant

1. Smog unites people against a common enemy.

2. It promotes equality, because it harms the lungs of both the rich and the poor.

3. Smog has opened people’s eyes to the price China has to pay for becoming the “world’s factory.”

4. It’s made people funnier because they have to use sarcasm and jokes to cope with it.

5. Learning about smog has increased people’s knowledge of meteorology, history, geography, and physics and even strengthened everyone’s use of the English language.


http://www.takepart.com/article/2013/12/11/5-reasons-why-smog-good-you-according-one-chinese-journalist
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#3
It also kills tens of thousands of peasants and people with breathing difficulties, thus cleansing the gene pool.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#5


i can't believe it's not satire.


also, obscene, your avatars keep getting better and better.
#6
Wait.. Seeing that picture I never knew the smog had got THAT bad? China is gonna be well ****ed soon.
#7
Dat capitalistic communism.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#9
I mean it was okay I don't get how people can hate a movie about trying to end pollution
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#11
Everyone knows air pollution in China will keep rising until the smog becomes corrosive and levels whole cities, then they'll think about polluting less.
#13
Quote by Elderer
inb4 that chinese guy going nationalist mode


That'd be Xiaoxi who always desperately defends China for obvious biased reasons and then everyone runs him out of the thread.
Quote by Overlord
It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#14
Quote by Carnivean
That'd be Xiaoxi who always desperately defends China for obvious biased reasons and then everyone runs him out of the thread.

Thanks for filling us in on this.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#15
This name change made my hilarious joke not hilarious
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#17
Quote by Xiaoxi
Thanks for firring us in on this.

You're wercome.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#18
I disagree. Dragons are bad and this article is silly.

Quote by Mathedes
Bilbo Bard the Bowman of Esgaroth help us.

fixed for accuracy because
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#19
lotr is boring




#20
Quote by justinb904
I disagree. Dragons are bad and this article is silly.


fixed for accuracy because

Because what?!
We're all alright!
#21
Wait so this isn't a thread about why the dragon from the Hobbit is really the hero...?

Cause I have some substantial evidence to back that up...
#22
I guess yellow 6 is good for my sperm count then
Whats goes around must come down
#23
Quote by YeahKyuss
Wait so this isn't a thread about why the dragon from the Hobbit is really the hero...?

Cause I have some substantial evidence to back that up...

He clearly sacrificed himself to protect the dwarves from the evils that come with such enormous wealth.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#24
Quote by the bartender
He clearly sacrificed himself to protect the dwarves from the evils that come with such enormous wealth.


The Dwarves were, and still are at the beginning of "The Hobbit", corrupt and bent on one thing - their money. They don't care about their lost home, they only care about their gold. Poor Smaug only wanted to show the Dwarves the errors of their ways by keeping the gold away from them and forcing the Dwarves to find new lives and dedicated themselves to something much more productive.
#26
Quote by YeahKyuss
The Dwarves were, and still are at the beginning of "The Hobbit", corrupt and bent on one thing - their money. They don't care about their lost home, they only care about their gold. Poor Smaug only wanted to show the Dwarves the errors of their ways by keeping the gold away from them and forcing the Dwarves to find new lives and dedicated themselves to something much more productive.

Good Guy Smaug
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#28
Lol, you should have seen the UK just after the industrial revolution.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#29
Quote by the bartender
Lol, you should have seen the UK just after the industrial revolution.


I remember it well.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#30
Quote by the bartender
Good Guy Smaug

(Invalid img)

How to embed pictures?
Last edited by YeahKyuss at Dec 16, 2013,
#31
Quote by Rossenrot
China is the worst country ever.

How does it feel to be indebted to the worst country ever?



...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#32
Quote by Xiaoxi
How does it feel to be indebted to the worst country ever?


Sux, but then again, it would be humorous to see China try and collect on it.
#34
Quote by Xiaoxi
How does it feel to be indebted to the worst country ever?


Quote by Rossenrot
Sux, but then again, it would be humorous to see China try and collect on it.


Except that's not how government debt works, and it's not like a student loan debt where you have someone angrily tapping their feet waiting to be repaid.
Quote by progdude93
my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
Last edited by Jostry at Dec 16, 2013,
#35
Quote by vayne92
Wait.. Seeing that picture I never knew the smog had got THAT bad? China is gonna be well ****ed soon.

That's what happens when a country has no pollution laws.
#36
Quote by Jostry
Except that's not how government debt works, and it's not like a student loan debt where you have someone angrily tapping their feet waiting to be repaid.


Yes.
#37
Quote by Carnivean
Quote by Elderer
inb4 that chinese guy going nationalist mode

That'd be Xiaoxi who always desperately defends China for obvious biased reasons and then everyone runs him out of the thread.

I always thought Xiaoxi was an American.
Si
#39
Quote by 20Tigers
I always thought Xiaoxi was an American.

He's an American of Chinese heritage, iirc; and, like most Americans, has a hard-on for his family's place of origin.
Page 1 of 2