#1
...black people were actually white people and white people were black people. Like, the Scandinavians were dark as fuck and the people from India and Africa looked like walking ghosts.


Discuss your new ethnic heritage.
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#2
I would continue not giving a shit about skin color
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#3
white would be the new black
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#4
I'd be a professional athlete
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I would continue not giving a shit about skin color

but really, this
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#5
If there was no actual racial connotation behind skin color and no discrimination on its basis and people somehow got to choose their skin color before being born, I'd definitely choose to be black.

To be quite honest, I simply prefer the look of nice, glowing chestnut brown skin. It's more aesthetically pleasing to me than nice white skin

So I'd be ecstatic
#6
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If there was no actual racial connotation behind skin color and no discrimination on its basis and people somehow got to choose their skin color before being born, I'd definitely choose to be black.

To be quite honest, I simply prefer the look of nice, glowing chestnut brown skin. It's more aesthetically pleasing to me than nice white skin

So I'd be ecstatic



But white people have more options as far as appearance. Tattoos, hair dye, etc. Yeah, I know black people get tattoos and dye their hair, but it almost always looks awful.
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#7
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Discuss your new ethnic heritage.

literally nothing would change




#8
The African sunscreen/block industry would be more profitable
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#9
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But white people have more options as far as appearance. Tattoos, hair dye, etc. Yeah, I know black people get tattoos and dye their hair, but it almost always looks awful.


oh, definitely. but i'm not one for tattoos or dying my hair anyway, so i'm completely fine with that.
#11
The only thing that would really bother me would be getting ashy. I get dry skin in the winter.
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#12
If I was black I would have an afro, and take kung fu lesson to become an afro ninja.
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#15
There is a white tribe of India Indians somewhere, but I can't find their wiki. It's really freaky.
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#21
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I'm Asian. Explain what I'd become. Jeez.

Obviously Middle-Eastern. Enjoy!
#22
Then people would start calling the police when Santa arrives.
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#23
The whole notion that if a country's ethnicity was flipped around, then the formerly white countries become impoverished and the formerly black countries become rich is all bullshit.

The reason why white countries are on average better off than black ones, is because the white countries happen to have the best natural resources for growth. Their geographical position on the planet gave the whites plants and animals to begin agriculture more easily.
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The African sunscreen/block industry would be more profitable

If skin colours were reversed, would tans be reversed as well? Like, the sun would make your skin more pale, and white people would be more resistant to sunburn.
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The reason why white countries are on average better off than black ones, is because the white countries happen to have the best natural resources for growth. Their geographical position on the planet gave the whites plants and animals to begin agriculture more easily.

What about Asia and the Middle East?
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#28
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The whole notion that if a country's ethnicity was flipped around, then the formerly white countries become impoverished and the formerly black countries become rich is all bullshit.

The reason why white countries are on average better off than black ones, is because the white countries happen to have the best natural resources for growth. Their geographical position on the planet gave the whites plants and animals to begin agriculture more easily.


I think it's more to do with amicable climates, most of the common crops and farm animals have been with us since the agricultural revolution, which occurred in the middle east.
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#29
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Their geographical position on the planet gave the whites plants and animals to begin agriculture more easily.

But three of the largest ancient historical fertile regions, the Fertile Crescent and the Nile and the Indus Valley were populated largely by people who didn't have Caucasian skin tones.
#30
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But white people have more options as far as appearance. Tattoos, hair dye, etc. Yeah, I know black people get tattoos and dye their hair, but it almost always looks awful.

tattoos look way better on dat deep black skin tho
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The whole notion that if a country's ethnicity was flipped around, then the formerly white countries become impoverished and the formerly black countries become rich is all bullshit.

The reason why white countries are on average better off than black ones, is because the white countries happen to have the best natural resources for growth. Their geographical position on the planet gave the whites plants and animals to begin agriculture more easily.

colonialism doe
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#31
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But three of the largest ancient historical fertile regions, the Fertile Crescent and the Nile and the Indus Valley were populated largely by people who didn't have Caucasian skin tones.


The "fertile crescent" is a shitstreak of green between the buttcheeks of two major rivers, surrounding by the barren wasteland of butt skin and asshole desert.
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#32
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But three of the largest ancient historical fertile regions, the Fertile Crescent and the Nile and the Indus Valley were populated largely by people who didn't have Caucasian skin tones.

What I was stating was only a generalization. There's some exceptions to the rule.
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I think it's more to do with amicable climates, most of the common crops and farm animals have been with us since the agricultural revolution, which occurred in the middle east.

Yup. That is also a significant factor.
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#33
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tattoos look way better on dat deep black skin tho

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#34
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Yup. That is also a significant factor.



It is the significant factor. Nothing has impacted the course of human history more than the distribution of crops and animals. The other large factor being that Eurasia spans wide east and west, but the Americas and Africa both span north and south, making human migration far more difficult due to climate variation.
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#35
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It is the significant factor. Nothing has impacted the course of human history more than the distribution of crops and animals.

You mean slaves and women?
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