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pooping
65 63%
peeing
66 64%
vomiting
23 22%
farting/burping
31 30%
avoiding an awkward situation
33 32%
taking meds for a headache or something
23 22%
not ejaculating prematurely
41 40%
Voters: 103.
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#1
what type of relief is the best




#4
i sometimes hold in my pee just for the relief when i do go
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#5
Quote by Trowzaa
i sometimes hold in my pee just for the relief when i do go

i get you




#8
my bed time medication really.

but other than that, being constipated all day then finally bringing that turd home is such an amazing feeling.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#9
Pooping and burping are close. There's nothing like feeling so full you're about to puke, then let out a huge burp. It's so satisfying. It takes the pain away.

Pooping is only a relief if you've been holding it. If you poop right after getting the feeling, like you can't really even feel it inside you. But if you've been holding a poop all day, by the time you finally get rid of it, it's satisfying as ****.
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#11
Quote by chaoticfables
Humanitarian, you selfish asshole


Was going to say this.

Vomiting is terrible. I don't know how anyone could find that relieving.

Avoiding an awkward situation is probably number one, but several of those are good relievers.
#13
Quote by slipknot5678
Was going to say this.

Vomiting is terrible. I don't know how anyone could find that relieving.

Avoiding an awkward situation is probably number one, but several of those are good relievers.

you don't feel better after a puke?




#16
Nothing like letting out a powerful, unforced piss stream you've been holding in for the last act of the movie for 45 seconds.

Yes, I counted...
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#17
Quote by MinterMan22
you don't feel better after a puke?


it's bittersweet. i no longer feel like being sick but on the other hand i've just been sick.
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#18
Quote by StopReadingThis
I hate vomiting

Me too. I usually start crying and say I'm scared.

It does feel better when it just comes out. Most of the time I cant throw up so it stays in.
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#20
You are the best relief
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#22
I love the relief of praying to best goddess Bastet
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#23
😸 👍 (too lazy to find that selfie everyone was posting a while ago)

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#24


Of course it doesn't work. It's a cat giving another cat a massage. It's cute.

edit: Have this, instead
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Last edited by eGraham at Dec 16, 2013,
#26
Well, pain relief would be the obvious answer. So after that, about 30 minutes after I eat dairy when EVERYTHING releases at once is pretty fucking awesome. (severely lactose intolerant)
#27
Really big poos are the best when you're alone. At least, it is that way for me. When I'm not self-conscious about people hearing me and I just..

yea
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#29
Quote by Thrill-house
Well, pain relief would be the obvious answer.


This is true.

To explain why I hate vomiting, almost every time it happens I just wake up in the middle of the night and start puking, and it is just the beginning of a week long sickness. I have only vomited maybe two times that didn't involve me waking up drenched in sweat and throwing up next to my bed, after which I have to clean it up with barely enough energy to stand. /firstworldproblems
#30
Quote by slipknot5678
This is true.

To explain why I hate vomiting, almost every time it happens I just wake up in the middle of the night and start puking, and it is just the beginning of a week long sickness. I have only vomited maybe two times that didn't involve me waking up drenched in sweat and throwing up next to my bed, after which I have to clean it up with barely enough energy to stand. /firstworldproblems

I'm sure they have the same issue in second and third world countries, too. Only difference is afterwards we can eat food to get our strength back up.
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#31
Quote by naedauuf
I'm sure they have the same issue in second and third world countries, too. Only difference is afterwards we can eat food to get our strength back up.


That was just there so people wouldn't take my melodramatic description too seriously.
#32
Quote by eGraham


Of course it doesn't work. It's a cat giving another cat a massage. It's cute.

edit: Have this, instead

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#34
When you roll over while laying down and let off a glorious, unexpected fart that makes you realize that you felt uncomfortable in whatever position you were in before...

MM that gas.
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#35
Orgasm, piss, shit. All you need to be doing with your life for it to be fulfilled.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#36
Beer piss is the best piss.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#37
Quote by RAB11
Beer piss is the best piss.



Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#38
bas relief
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