#2
Their story will be featured — with a PG-13-rated reenactment — in the premiere episode of “Sex Sent me to the ER.”


#3
I came in like a wreeeecking ball
I never hit so haaaaaaard in love
All I wanted was to breaaaaak the wall
All you ever did was wreeeeck me~
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

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#5
i came in here expecting adele

i am disappoint

Edit: read the article

After a couple of terrifying seconds, Gerakaris slowly pulled her head out of the wall and looked at Casarona incredulously.

“Why’d you stop?” she asked.

ayy lmao
Last edited by chookiecookie at Dec 19, 2013,
#6
Still more pussy than most of UG

#boty?
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#8
Quote by necrosis1193
I came in like a wreeeecking ball
I never hit so haaaaaaard in love
All I wanted was to breaaaaak the wall
All you ever did was wreeeeck me~

God. Damn.
#10
Quote by lemmyisgod97
How the f*ck did he get her ?


It had to be a pity ****.

If there's a show about it, then everyone in that picture is an actor.
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I wish I was American.

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#14
“My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her,’ ” Casarona tells The Post. “‘This is my first time. And Jen is dead.’”

lol
Nerdo-sez-bo wrote:

Bon Jovi can just **** off really.

Life is one big question when your starin at the clock
And the answers always waiting at the liquor store, 40 oz to Freedom
#15
Rock singer and guitarist Cash O’Riley and his girlfriend Anne shared a night of passion. During his orgasm, Cash collapsed onto Anne, losing feeling in his left arm and leg. Turns out, Cash had a stroke mid-shag.




I know I shouldn't laugh but...
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#16
What a marketing scheme. Just watch..."Premering on Spike this winter, weeknights between Manswers and 1000 Ways to Die!"
#17
OK I think I have found enough evidence here to say that SEX IS DANGEROUS AND SHOULD BE BANNED!

Girl is cute though.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.