#2
it's not the probing itself that frightens me most, it's the emotional trauma and years of therapy that comes with it that gets me most ;_;
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
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it's not the probing itself that frightens me most, it's the emotional trauma and years of therapy that comes with it that gets me most ;_;


best first post i've ever seen
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#4
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it's not the probing itself that frightens me most, it's the emotional trauma and years of therapy that comes with it that gets me most ;_;


Get's you moist?

EDIT: Nevermind....
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#6
When I first saw this thread I actually immediately thought of Destroy All Humans but apparently no one else did
#7
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Come guys.

You got Koalas. You got Kangaroos. You got Kiwis as neighbors. You have racism. You have Australian women.

Why you guys so scared of Alien Anal Probes?

Maybe you'll like it?

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2013/12/19/anal-probes-caused-south-park-the-stick-of-truths-pain-down-under

Look at the things that you've listed that we have. Now think about how manly we must be as a result. We can't have no anal insertions in to our manly testosterone dripping anus' (anii?)
#8
Should be more afraid of stingrays probing.

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#9
To be honest I'm quite afraid of being anally probed by an alien. It doesn't seem that irrational a fear.
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#10
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Look at the things that you've listed that we have. Now think about how manly we must be as a result. We can't have no anal insertions in to our manly testosterone dripping anus' (anii?)

Why do you hate small boobies though?
#11
I'm from Oz, jumped the ditch to Kiwiland and the things that scare me the most are the Irish ;
#12
Damn dirty AAPs.
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#13
One day I'll move there but not for the probing, Im going to be the next crocodile whisperer.
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#14
According to Star Trek: Voyager, alien abductions are real and they take you to a planet in the delta quadrant.

It's not so bad, tho
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