Come on guys.

I need to learn how to test vision in children, but I can't be aaaaarsed.

Motivate me.

Come on.
Learn or I will gouge out your eyes one at a time with a melon baller to show you how important it is to test vision in children.
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if you don't study you wont be able to spend the rest of your life testing vision in children
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We don't want you making threads so do something not here. Maybe you could study? Maybe it'd make you smarter so you could make decent posts.
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It's Christmas break. Why are you studying?

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I ever catch you testing my children's vision I'll beat your ass.
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Study. Or not. Whatever...

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Throw rocks and other objects to children from various distances and speed, and check if you hit some/they see it coming or not.

Then write down the results and hand it in as a accurate field report.

Should be fun enough

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...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat
At the end of your studies you will be rewarded with a rainbow party
Whats goes around must come down
Whenever I used to not want to go to class, a friend of mine would call me a "bad father"

I'm not even a father, but he was saying it jokingly because you're supposed to be setting examples for future kids.

A few times it worked. The rest of the times, Guitar Center and Halo were my priorities.

So do your ****ing work, dead beat.
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Basically what you have to do is strap the little shit down in front of an eyetracker and display some shit on the screen and measure looking time based on whatever variable you're testing for. So if it's whether or not they can perceive color put a big ol red dot on the screen and then once the shit face gets bored of looking at it see if changing it to the same sized blue dot makes him interested again. If it doesn't he's blind.

There, now you don't need to study.
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I need to learn how to test vision in children

Testing vision in children? You mean like, climbing inside of them and testing whether or not your eyes work inside there?
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
Put yourself in the position of a child who has to have their eyes examined by somebody who lives with the mentality of: ughhh, I gotta do this?? Sooooo annoying... This isn't fun. I like having fun!! Fun fun fun!! Jeez kid, you're not very fun.
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COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
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If you get a decent grade on your exam/test, I will buy you a pizza. An 8 at least for the test.

An 8?

Highest I ever got was a 7.

Pffff you only have to put up a chart and wave bits of glass in front of their eyes saying "one or two." Bonus points if you have bad breath and breathe all over them for the duration of the test.
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