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#1
What a crazy year, eh?


The Queen died. Germany won the World Cup. Scotland voted for independence and eliminated poverty in 6 weeks.

What was your favourite thing of 2014?
#2
Quote by Philip_pepper
Scotland voted for independence and eliminated poverty in 6 weeks.


Yeah but executing the poor is hardly eliminating it.
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#4
Yeah and Philiip Pepper got himself banned what a great year and no more of his shit threads.
#6
I can't believe that Obama was able to give that amazing speech to convince Syria not to bomb the crap out of us. Isn't it a little fishy he said the whole speech in Arabic though?
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#7
I can't believe Obama turned out to be the second coming of jesus
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#8
Quote by Trowzaa
Yeah but executing the poor is hardly eliminating it.

RIP Hydra
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
i cant believe snowden died of natural causes before releasing all the information he had.
Whats goes around must come down
#11
Quote by Philip_pepper
Germany won the World Cup.

No, you're thinking of 1974


Japan won 2014. dat Okazaki hat trick in the final against Greece
#12
Quote by sam b
No, you're thinking of 1974


Japan won 2014. dat Okazaki hat trick in the final against Greece


Oh and that USA vs Japan semi-final? And the persecution of weeaboos that followed? That shit was whack, man.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#13
Man, I did not expect the NSA to take all of the information they mined and make a great social networking site with everyone's information already filled in. I bet Mark Zuckerberg hates being poor.
#14
Would have been a great year if it wasn't for the army of flying hippos.
#15
Quote by FoOltz
Would have been a great year if it wasn't for the army of flying hippos.

for me, that was the highlight
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#16
Quote by Hydra150
for me, that was the highlight


Oh yeah, Cher didn't go to Scotland in her free concert world tour with Lady Gaga and Kiss. That kinda distracted everyone from the flying hippos.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#17
Wasn't it crazy when Mayor Ford got caught with those prostitutes and all that crack stashed up his ass? I can't believe his wife left him for the new mayor, Drake.
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#19
It was crazy when I won the lottery man. I still have people coming to me for loans.
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

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Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 0-0
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 0-0
#20
That was hilarious when China nuked the United States and all those people died.
#21
Quote by jjfeu662
Oh and that USA vs Japan semi-final? And the persecution of weeaboos that followed? That shit was whack, man.


It'd probably end up like this again



Because dropping two atomic bombs is clearly not "payback" enough.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#22
Quote by necrosis1193
It was crazy when I won the lottery man. I still have people coming to me for loans.



That's right, you still owe me a thousand bucks for all those lottery tickets.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#23
Quote by WaterGod
That was hilarious when China nuked the United States and all those people died.


And then the resulting nuclear holocaust? That was so awesome.
#25
Quote by WaterGod
That was hilarious when China nuked the United States and all those people died.


It was South Carolina and Detroit, nothing of value was lost.

Quote by jjfeu662
That's right, you still owe me a thousand bucks for all those lottery tickets.


I thought I already paid you back? Didn't you get the shipment of grilled endangered fish?
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 50-54
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 0-0
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 0-0
#26
Quote by FoOltz
And then the resulting nuclear holocaust? That was so awesome.


I forgot there were still idiots who thought those intercontinental ballistic fireworks were nuclear warheads. People, they were showing their appreciation for all America has done for China over the years by launching pyrotechnics across the Pacific. a little ridiculous if you ask me, but Congress's reaction to the first one was hilarious.

Quote by necrosis1193
It was South Carolina and Detroit, nothing of value was lost.


I thought I already paid you back? Didn't you get the shipment of grilled endangered fish?


Oh, those were from you? I thought that was protection payment from that one Laotian who I caught sucking off the Governor of Tennessee. I'm sorry about that. Now if you'll excuse me there's some business I have to attend to.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
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#27
Quote by genghisgandhi
who knew that the guy who tried to assassinate the pope would turn out the be a UGer? crazy shit.


classic crazysam
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#28
It was a hilarious week after Wales voted for independence. I can't believe they actually declared a cheese on toast shortage by the Thursday after they realised that all of their dairy products came from England since their only livestock is sheep, and the couldn't afford the cost of importing cheese. It was a shame they came crawling back, actually, as I would have liked to see what they would have done if they'd stayed independent for longer.
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#29
Hydra's tenure as a supermod was weirdly short-lived
the red did suit him though
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
Is this the year that 'check your privilege' became a meme?
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#31
Remember when Microsoft sent that mission to carve their logo into the moon. Or the time apple terraformed Australia to look like it's logo. Man that was intense.
#32
Quote by Hydra150
Hydra's tenure as a supermod was weirdly short-lived
the red did suit him though

Come on Hydra, you're better than this
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#33
Quote by jbm351
Are you telling us the future? cause its kinda 2013 lol


get the **** out
ayy lmao
#34
It was funny when the Suckhawks dropped the ball (quite literally) and lost to the 49ers at home. They were like the Falcons were back in 2013. They lucked out with an easy schedule, but when shit got real they crapped out like the wimps they were.
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#35
Quote by eGraham
Come on Hydra, you're better than this

try keep up, Hydra died in the great SNP poverty eradication movement
now us admins just take turns on this account to keep it alive
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
Do you guys remember how Top Gear finally announced who The Stig was?



Wasn't it crazy how he was secretly
me?
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#37
Quote by Trowzaa
Yeah but executing the poor is hardly eliminating it.


Scotland: population 3.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#38
Quote by Todd Hart
Scotland: population 3.

yeah but I hear that when they tore down most of the towns and replaced them with golf courses the American businessmen swarmed in.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#39
Woah the end of A song of Fire and Ice was so good. Who would have though that Hodor would become king?
#40
I still can't believe they brought back Breaking Bad and replaced Cranston with Michael Cera. Even more surprising was how much of a better job Cera did.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
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