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Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/monster-porn-amazon-crackdown-sex-fantasy-bigfoot-2013-12#ixzz2oKeUrvO0

Some women want love, some want to be sexually assaulted by bigfoot.
“‘It's f---ing Bigfoot,’ hissed Shelly. ‘He's real, for f---'s sake.’ Horror filled her eyes. ‘With a huge c---.’”


"Cum For Bigfoot" wasn't an overnight best-seller
This is going to be huge guys.
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#3
Vanilla monster girl is the best. Not surprised women like this kind of thing too.
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#4
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100,000 copies sold digitally.

I guess "some" women wanna be raped by bigfoot.


ftfy
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#6
Ann L. Probe.
I lol'd
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ftfy


Check your non-rape privilege you insensitive anal cum-guzzler.
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Check your non-rape privilege you insensitive anal cum-guzzler.


It said trigger warning. tehe mawfauwka
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#9
Yes. Fetishes get weird. Honestly Bigfoot doesn't seem very far-fetched as a fetish at all - he's a huge hairy humanoid. Makes more sense than cake farts or something.

Also why is there a mention about trigger warnings??? It's a rape joke that literally has no content other than 'lol rape happens' in an entirely irrelevant setting.
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#10
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Yes. Fetishes get weird. Honestly Bigfoot doesn't seem very far-fetched as a fetish at all - he's a huge hairy humanoid. Makes more sense than cake farts or something.


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Yes. Fetishes get weird. Honestly Bigfoot doesn't seem very far-fetched as a fetish at all - he's a huge hairy humanoid. Makes more sense than cake farts or something.

Also why is there a mention about trigger warnings??? It's a rape joke that literally has no content other than 'lol rape happens' in an entirely irrelevant setting.



Its there for people who are either sensitive to the material or to ignorant to understand that these books are a big Fahkn joke.
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#13
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I'm basically as hairy as big foot.

This spells good fortunes for my sex life.



Get the book so you can really play the part out yo
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Its there for people who are either sensitive to the material or to ignorant to understand that these books are a big Fahkn joke.

... But it's not even a joke?? All you said was 'trigger warning' and there's nothing even slightly related to rape in here?? Honey I've been raped and I make rape jokes too; they're actually funny though because there's content to attach it to. You don't even have content. You're literally just being a dick.
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... But it's not even a joke?? All you said was 'trigger warning' and there's nothing even slightly related to rape in here?? Honey I've been raped and I make rape jokes too; they're actually funny though because there's content to attach it to. You don't even have content. You're literally just being a dick.


your right there was no joke, it was a link to a book about bigfoot taking women to "sexaully assault" them. And ok im sorry that happened to you, and good for you if you can make a "good" rape joke. And ok I have no probably with that.
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Good boy. Now sit down and finish your vegetables.
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#17
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I'm basically as hairy as big foot.

This spells good fortunes for my sex life.


I'll give you a back, sack, and crack wax
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#18
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I'll give you a back, sack, and crack wax


Mon then.

I've already had one of the three.
#19
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Good boy. Now sit down and finish your vegetables.



yup you sure got me.
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Author Emerald Ice (a pen name) — who lives in southern Illinois with her husband, a Catholic high school teacher — is less concerned about offending Amazon browsers than being overlooked by potential paying customers. The first three books in her Alien Sex Slave Series — "Alien Love Slave," "The Sex Arena," and "Alien Sex Cove"— were runaway hits, she says. At least until Amazon pulled them from distribution and requested changes, once again citing content guidelines. That's how "Alien Sex Slave" became "Sidney's Alien Escapades." "I hate it," she admits of the new title. "I came up with it because I was in a panic about the books disappearing." Her sales have since plummeted, and she isn't surprised. "If I was a reader searching for hot alien sex books, I wouldn't look twice at something called 'Sidney's Alien Escapades.'"


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#24
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... I've been raped...

I wish there was a counter that showed how many times you've posted that.
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I have legitimately seen this porn before. The woman in it looked like my freshman year English teacher.


Was it good?
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#27
The author for the big foot book is from Parker, CO and she is a milf...

Now to find so I could seduce her
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I wish there was a counter that showed how many times you've posted that.



Bout time someone brought that up.
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I'm going to write a really, really dumb erotica and see if it goes anywhere. Seriously, it cannot be hard.

it actually has to be hard

edit: Giving shit to a rape victim for bringing it up when it's relevant to the conversation nice 1 guys. Its okay to bring it up guys it really is

I might have some more insight on what constitutes actual mexican food cause I'm actually mexican (that 1's for u brad).

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it actually has to be hard

edit: Giving shit to a rape victim for bringing it up when it's relevant to the conversation nice 1 guys. Its okay to bring it up guys it really is

I might have some more insight on what constitutes actual mexican food cause I'm actually mexican (that 1's for u brad).

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#31
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edit: Giving shit to a rape victim for bringing it up when it's relevant to the conversation nice 1 guys. Its okay to bring it up guys it really is

It really wasn't relevant though. But w/e.
#32
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It really wasn't relevant though. But w/e.

omg mr.cancer himself brings up something being relevant
#33
this thread gets better and better and more aggressive by the hour xD
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#34
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omg mr.cancer himself brings up something being relevant

Yeah. I bring it up when it is relevant if I'm being serious. I also get the piss taken out of me for it.
#37
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I'm going to write a really, really dumb erotica and see if it goes anywhere. Seriously, it cannot be hard.

I don't think it's going to work out for you, what is it they always say, "write what you know"?
#39
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Yes. Fetishes get weird. Honestly Bigfoot doesn't seem very far-fetched as a fetish at all - he's a huge hairy humanoid. Makes more sense than cake farts or something.

Also why is there a mention about trigger warnings??? It's a rape joke that literally has no content other than 'lol rape happens' in an entirely irrelevant setting.


I'm sorry... cake farts? Is this a real fetish? WHAT?!
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Also, to share my unsolicited opinion... even though thrash is a literal shitpig that learned to type and vintage is a seemingly good, likable person, thrash doesn't bring up his cancer nearly as much as vintage just my .02
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