#1
I'm sure we've all been there. You have that slimy poop, and it takes you like half a roll to wipe it clean.

But since you've wiped so many times in such a short amount of time, you draw blood. Can your ass get infected since it's basically an open wound touching poop?
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But since you've wiped so many times in such a short amount of time, you draw blood.

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#3
Any wound can get infected, and if your wiping leaves a wound, then yes.
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Are you using sandpaper ffs?

How do you create a wound.
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I think you have hemorrhoids.
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#10
I've never gotten one from that. Ever.

The anus is amazing at avoiding infection
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#11
You can, but you probably won't get infected simply from your poo. Your anal membrane is already extremely permeable and absorbs substances into your bloodstream very quickly, and there's always poop there that doesn't affect you in a harmful way - getting a cut won't make a huge difference.


Don't wipe so hard though, bro
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#20
I once heard that if the blood is bright red, its normal. But if its orange-y or I forget exactly what tint, you should go see a doc.
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I once heard that if the blood is bright red, its normal. But if its orange-y or I forget exactly what tint, you should go see a doc.

If it's dark red or black then it's possibly internal bleeding.
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If it's dark red or black then it's possibly internal bleeding.


What if its orange?
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What if its orange?


Then you should stop eating oranges.
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What if its orange?

Definitely slow down your wiping until it's red, then stop.
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I once heard that if the blood is bright red, its normal.

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I thought that's how you knew you're cleaning well enough?
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Hello friend it is me and we all know what happened when I got blood on my shit paper

The only thing you can do is cry. Nothing will save you.
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The only thing you can do is cry. Nothing will save you.
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Probably this, go see a doctor TS.
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#32
Could also just be a hemmorhoid. Is it bright red blood?

I wouldn't worry about it. Poop on. And buy those ass wipes they have for kids. I toured with a band and the singer brought them so we didn't chaffe or get raw crusty butt. They were awesome.
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