Poll: How do you breathe someone else's farts in?
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View poll results: How do you breathe someone else's farts in?
Nose
13 81%
Mouth
3 19%
Voters: 16.
#1
Everyone farts, everyone breathes, and eventually everyone breathes farts.

You can breathe through your nose or through your mouth, but which breathing technique do you use when you're involuntarily breathing someone else's colon sigh?
#3
I'm training myself to breathe through my ears for this purpose. Farts smell because of poo particles, you know
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#4
at the very least, the nose feels more like there's a filter before it goes straight into your body
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#6
i hate the word fart. i dont like typing it and i dont like saying it. i avoid saying the word at all costs.

the only other person i know of that does this is comedian jimmy pardo
#7
I just stop breathing, unless I'm the one that farted. Then I just smile and wait.
#11
Just the thought of holding my mouth open in someone's fart disgusts me. So, I use my nose.
#13
Quote by captainsnazz
no they don't

everybody knows smelling a fart is pretty much the equivalent of eating a turd
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#14
Alright, now I have seen it all.
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#15
Quote by soundgarden1986
i hate the word fart. i dont like typing it and i dont like saying it. i avoid saying the word at all costs.

the only other person i know of that does this is comedian jimmy pardo


You just typed it though. I hope you still have a nice day.

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