#2
No it's not. You crazy Oceanian
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
merry whatever
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#4
Whaju get? Anything good?
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#6
it's either 11pm or 12pm where jays at, no way he's gotten any presents yet
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#7
12.17am lol.

And nah, I'm waiting for the morning. My body clock is just messed up, so I can't sleep.

I hope that you all have awesome days, btw.
RIP Tom Searle.
#8
your timezone is stupid

The one 5 hours behind it is way better


and cheers you too
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#9
What's the future like? I imagine it's somewhat likethe future depicted in Mad Max?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#10
It's green and there are lots of sheep. And it's warm. Really ****ing warm.

I hate having Christmas during the summer I've lived here for 5 years and just can't get used to it.
RIP Tom Searle.
#12
Quote by MH400
It's green and there are lots of sheep. And it's warm. Really ****ing warm.


Don't need to hear about your love life mate

Quote by MH400
I hate having Christmas during the summer I've lived here for 5 years and just can't get used to it.


Never'll quite right will it

I thought you were from NZ though
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#13
Quote by LostLegion
What's the weather like down there?


Too bloody hot.


@obscene

lawl.

And I moved here when I was 16. I was born in England!

What is everyone doing for Christmas, anyway?
RIP Tom Searle.
#14
oh god D:

you're a pom and a kiwi D:


D: D: D: D: D:

EDIT: eating a lot
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#15
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Not even Christmas Eve noon in the UK, still waiting for 5pm so I can get drunk.


Why wait? 'tis the season!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#16
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Will get judged by the parents, ugh.



Ah, not a problem here. Had a few drops of my Jack Daniels Single Barrel that I got from my brother.

Not my usual drink, but it's not too bad in fairness
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#17
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Will get judged by the parents, ugh.


my dad thinks I'm gay

Once I caught on I've started dropping hints to make it seem like I was gay, good fun

He also thinks i'm a virgin and haven't tried weed or any other drug
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#19
Quote by homeless-john
If you can't drink with your family, who can you drink with?




???
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
He looks like a sterotypical dwarf from a video game on a humans body
EDIt: or atleast in human clothes
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#21
If nothing else, you know that guy has got a good story for ya.

Quote by ChucklesMginty
I can, but not at 11am in my pajamas.

Especially at 11am in your pajamas!
#22
Quote by metacarpi
What's the future like? I imagine it's somewhat likethe future depicted in Mad Max?

No dude, he's in AUSTRALIA.
Quote by MetalGS3SE
This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


#25
Quote by Spaztikko
Is this you


<.<

>.>
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.