#1
It's over simplified, So what!

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#2
Yeah, I don't know that guy or really care to. Sorry bud.
No offense to that guy either. I'm sure he's a cool dude or something.
#3
meh




#5
Oh really? I didn't notice. I must have overlooked that it was on the homepage, really obviously placed with a thumbnail as the featured guest article.
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#7
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Oh really? I didn't notice. I must have overlooked that it was on the homepage, really obviously placed with a thumbnail as the featured guest article.


Yeah see, exactly why I made the thread, imagine your life had I not made this thread pointing you towards the light!!
It would have been grim
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#9
Quote by link no1
Oh really? I didn't notice. I must have overlooked that it was on the homepage, really obviously placed with a thumbnail as the featured guest article.

I only noticed it because I wanted to see if the front page people had done anything for christmas. I don't use the front page as my UG bookmark like some noob.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
New van hammersmith **** yeah!
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#12
I was the first person to click "dislike" on it.
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#14
he's a nice guy
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Stay classy, pit.
#15
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I was the first person to click "dislike" on it.

wow teach me how to be as cool as you

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#16
Quote by ozzyismetal
wow teach me how to be as cool as you


the first step is to not like something

i do not like van hammersmith or his articles

the second step is to dislike it

i clicked dislike

???

instant cool without even using caps lock
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