#1
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/entertainment/a/20480580/bieber-ruins-christmas-for-fans/

Justin beiber officially announced his retirement of music

It's kind of annoying how he's playing the 'i'm just a victim D: ' card, instead of saying 'yeah I was a total knob a few times, i'm sorry, i'm still young and untrained, I'll get it eventually '

Good on him for taking a break though, He probably just needs to let his ears heal from the almost non-stop ear piercing screams of his fans

he'll surely be back though
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#2
This is old and already proven to be a hoax.

You've ruined Xmas again, Obscene
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#3
It would be cool if he pulled a Timberlake and showed up in like ten years randomly.
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#5
Well shit D:

yahoo news set me up I swear D:
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#6
Who the **** uses Yahoo?
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#7
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Who the **** uses Yahoo?


An alarming amount of people.

My government teacher has a message on her board that reads (roughly): 'Use credible news sources only. I will accept Yahoo, BBC, and CNN'.

On topic: Good for him, I guess. Either way, since I don't care enough to figure out if this is a hoax or not.
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#8
I use it for my email and to read slutty garbage pop news

did you know lady gaga and the muppets are hosting a christmas show?
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#10
It's like you don't even watch TMZ lol
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#11
I don't even know what TMZ is


My first thought though was that 90s band with the song waterfalls

don't go chasssinnn waterfalls please stick to the rivers and the something else doooo doooo nanananaa

can thank my sister for permanently embedding that chorus in my brain ;_;
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#12
That's TLC, and I think everyone knows that song

Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
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#13
yeah probably

I'm gonna go out on a limb here though and say I probably would have never heard it if my sister didn't sing it/play it

Didn't they sing that scrub song too?

scrub is a guy that don't get no love from me or something?
wow I'd be so good at trivia night
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#14
I beg to differ lol
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#15
That i'd have heard it or that I would be good at trivia night?

I don't think i've ever heard it on the radio

EDIT: Maybe I have idk

I'll just give in and say I probably would have heard it without my sisters influence, but I doubt it would have stuck as much as it did
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#16
That you'd be good at trivia. My experience with your knowledge of popular culture tells me that I'd want to be playing against you in Trivial Pursuit.

inb4 you don't know what Trivial Pursuit is lol
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#17
I know what trivial pursuit is!

and that was a joke I'd be terrible at quiz night
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#18
This just proves that if we're willing to stand together as one voice we can stop anything.