#1
We have a sex thread and relationship thread, but what about a more general health thread?

I have anxiety and sometimes I think it would help to share any health concerns to see if other people have experienced them and if it needs to get checked out etc.

Got nothing at the moment, but might be a nice idea.
#7
joshua garcia has had an erection for over 4 hours but he's still horny what should he do?




#8
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I've had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours but I'm still horny what do?

Hit your penis with a hammer until your erection goes away.
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#9
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Hit your penis with a hammer until your erection goes away.
kthnxbb

Sometimes when I sneeze I also fart really hard and it hurts but it also kind of turns me on what do?
#10
i accidentally the whole thing
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#12
Quote by Joshua Garcia
kthnxbb

Sometimes when I sneeze I also fart really hard and it hurts but it also kind of turns me on what do?


just take a deep breath

mmm
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#14
After minutes of awkward half-ass sitting position, my genitalia gets numb. I feel like a woman .
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#16
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I had morning wood this afternoon what do?


keep it until night time then sex it away with a fine ass white bitch
ayy lmao
#19
Quote by Joshua Garcia
My arm still feels funny what do?


introduce it to the other arm and see if they hit it off

maybe they'll go on a date

maybe they'll have a child together

You could get a third arm out of this deal
ayy lmao
#20
Quote by chookiecookie
introduce it to the other arm and see if they hit it off

maybe they'll go on a date

maybe they'll have a child together

You could get a third arm out of this deal

I believe this is how octopi came into existence.
#22
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Sometimes when getting raped my body doesn't shut down like it's supposed to what do?


dude, you really need a doctor

srs bsns, just lay back and accept it. Maybe try to enjoy it. Perhaps the rapist turns out to be a nice guy and you two hit it off.
ayy lmao
#23
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Sometimes when getting raped my body doesn't shut down like it's supposed to what do?

I believe the only thing you can do is to cut your own balls off with a butter knife.


or you could eat less red meat, whatever floats your boat
#24
Liqour, hard liqour. The higher the proof, the more germs it kills. Therefore the more you drink of the strongest stuff you can stomache, the healthier you become. This is 100% the cold hard truth, i had a doctor when i was a kid so i know what I'm talking about
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#25
Quote by MinterMan22
joshua garcia has had an erection for over 4 hours but he's still horny what should he do?

He should do chookiecookie of course.
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#29
Yeah, I felt bad for a while, but for what it's worth, I'm done if anyone wants to take it seriously.
Clean yourself up.
#30
joshua garcia sometimes experiences uncontrollable outbursts of ass-banditry what do?




#31
Quote by MinterMan22
joshua garcia sometimes experiences uncontrollable outbursts of ass-banditry what do?


Let it out, loud and proud.

Edit:
My problem is I'm fat and too lazy to work out. what do?
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