Poll: Squids
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View poll results: Squids
are ****ing majestic
28 72%
I don't like squids because I'm gay.
5 13%
cephalopods scare me
6 15%
Voters: 39.
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#1
So like, squids are awesome. All those ****in tentacles and shit. **** octopussies. Squids are the shit. Squids just don't give a ****. They got 87 problems and a fish aint one.

Discuss squids.

Also inb4 tentacle porn
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#3
Squid is ****in tasty
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#4
Quote by progdude93
I remember my first joint....

Did you smoke it with a squid?
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#5
I was at this ramen restaurant in Mutsu and it was on the beach, and while I was nibbling on my noodles, I felt this giant tentacle slowly inch its way into my asshole.

I was violated by the owner's pet squid
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#6
Quote by CaptainCanti
Did you smoke it with a squid?

****ing slobbered all over it.
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#8
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I remember my first joint....

this is what i was thinking

i remember a long time ago i got really stoned and had bar bq chicken hot pockets for the first time and made a similar thread
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#9
You can sympathize with their lack of a spine.
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#11
Quote by Andrea55
Squids scare me cause of their eyes.


They're like goats of the sea...
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#12
Quote by snappedstrings6
They're like goats of the sea...

I shouldnt have image searched squid eyes! D:
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#13
Quote by jimihendrix6699
this is what i was thinking

i remember a long time ago i got really stoned and had bar bq chicken hot pockets for the first time and made a similar thread

Yes but who the **** eats squids
No one.
Squid eats you mother****er.

NOMNOMNOMNOMSQUID
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#14
Quote by CaptainCanti
Yes but who the **** eats squids
No one.
Squid eats you mother****er.

NOMNOMNOMNOMSQUID


I was at some Chinese buffet place one time, they had tiny cooked squids, I wanted to try it but I couldn't stomach it, they looked disgusting.
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#15
Can you ride a squid or is that like demeaning and stuff?
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#16
cause they're all like GLUBBBB and then you're all like SPLORK!!! then they are all like WUPUPUPUPU (but in some stupid fish talk or whatever) then you are all like AHHHHHH I WANNA EAT CALIMARI! then the tentacle porn is over and you are all like "i liked that porn even though i didn't understand a sex word they glubbed" Then The Squids cashed another check and bought salt water or japanese blow up anime dolls or whatever.
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#17
Canti, have you been in the floaties thread?
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#18
My avatar is a squid. Worship me, peasant.
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#21
Quote by CaptainCanti
Yes but who the **** eats squids
No one.
Squid eats you mother****er.

NOMNOMNOMNOMSQUID

Squid gets ordered at the restaurant I work at 5-10+ times a day

Its really chewy, and sort of has the texture of a noodle. Its good when cooked with sambal or chili, and its really good deep fried. I would recommend spicy, salty deep fried to someone who hasn't had it before, you'd never guess what it was.
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#22
Kalamari.

I still want to know about riding a trained squid.
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#23
Quote by snipelfritz
****ing slobbered all over it.

Squids do look like the kind that ****** lip a joint.

OT: I bet TS is into that goofy Japanese shit. I bet a significant portion of the pit is.
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#25
Cuttlefish are much cooler
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#26
Quote by CaptainCanti
So like, squids are awesome. All those ****in tentacles and shit. **** octopussies. Squids are the shit. Squids just don't give a ****. They got 87 problems and a fish aint one.

your posts are worse than dry socket.




#27
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Cuttlefish are much cooler

Hmmm? What now?
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#29
My girlfriend is going in to marine biology so I hear a lot about squid. I don't remember much of it though.


They're pretty cool I guess.
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#30
Quote by snipelfritz
Kalamari.

I still want to know about riding a trained squid.

It's only bad if it's been trained under questionable conditions like the dancing bears.
#33
Squid are chill. The best is when you catch one and wait for it to de-ink itself. You get it real close the it goes all "PHhSSSHSHSHPHHBBB" and sticky black shit goes everywhere. After they do that a couple of times they're good and you can pretty much eat them straight out of the water.
#34
I saw a fishing boat come into a harbour once and unload a bunch of crates of little squids

Ugly buggers and seafood tastes garbage, but many sea creatures are wonders of nature
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#35
**** em.

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#38
Clearly TS is a japanese woman with disturbing sexual preferences.
#39
baby ones, lightly deep fried, some sweet and sour sauce to dip, just like omfg.
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